PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bimbo Lice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lice comes to the cage accompanied by Sepultura - Refuse/Resist. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lice
vs
Parker

185 cm
31
146 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

170 cm
25
145 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

-OVERDOSE Factory-

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bimbo Lice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Roger Parker!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Parker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Parker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lice was well out of range. Poor timing from Parker.
Parker throws out a powerful jab.
Lice blocks a jab.
Parker fails with an attempt to clinch.
Parker shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lice sprawls well. Lice wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Parker gets slowly back to his feet.
Lice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parker moves away.
Parker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A jab from Parker misses.
Lice throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lice lands a nice shot that snaps Parker's head back.
Parker slips a jab and a cross from Lice.
No joy there for Parker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Parker lands a jab to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Lice throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lice is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Lice tries to score with a low kick but Parker moves his leg out of the way.
Lice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parker moves away.
Lice misses with a straight left.
Parker throws a lazy right hand but Lice sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Parker connects with a leg kick. Lice looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Parker misses with a straight right.
Parker shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lice avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lice works over Parker's head and body with a nice combination.
Parker tries to clinch but Lice moves out of range.
A jab from Parker misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lice uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Parker.
Roger Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lice scores with a crisp jab that stopped Parker in his tracks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parker lands a nice shot to the body.
Lice takes a swing at Parker's ribcage but misses.
Parker tries to land a front kick but Lice steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Parker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lice misses with a body shot.
Bimbo Lice is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lice misses with a hook to the body
and Parker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Parker.
Parker shoots in looking for a takedown. Lice tries to sprawl out of it but Parker keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Lice manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Lice just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker tries to clinch up.
Lice throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Parker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lice connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lice throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Parker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Parker looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice defenses there by Lice.
Lice steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Parker.
Parker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lice makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Lice scores with a sloppy right hand. Parker should have avoided that one.
Parker missing with a left hand there. Lice was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Parker misses with a looping left.
Lice lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Parker circles away quickly and effectively.
Parker lands with a nice body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Lice.
Lice really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A low kick from Parker misses
and Lice counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Parker is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Good exchange - Lice coming out on top.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A jab from Lice misses.
Parker swings widly with a right hand
and Lice counters with a straight right hand.
Parker cracks the inside of Lice's front leg.
Lice throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parker throws the left hand but Lice avoids the punch easily.
Lice is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Parker missing with a left hand there. Lice was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lice keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Lice has Parker up against the cage in a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Lice scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Lice is leaning against Parker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Parker has Lice pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Lice manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Bimbo Lice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roger Parker.
Parker misses with the head strike.
Lice goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lice misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lice misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lice throws a head punch that misses.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Lice misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lice is pushing Parker up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Lice is trying to maintain a safe position but Parker gets an underhook and turns Lice into the cage.
Parker tries to work over Lice's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parker tries to throw a body punch but Lice avoids it by throwing Parker back against the cage.
Lice tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lice.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Lice lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Lice lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lice lands a left hand that snaps the head of Parker backwards.

Parker is rocked!
Parker lands a hook that snaps the head of Lice backwards.
Parker is still on wobbly legs! Can Lice finish him?
Lice misses with a punch to the body.
Parker seems to have recovered his senses.
Parker tries to throw a body punch but Lice avoids it by throwing Parker back against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lice blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Parker fails to land.
Parker is trying to stall.
Lice scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lice tries to throw a body punch but Parker avoids it by throwing Lice back against the cage.
Lice blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Lice.
Parker tries to throw a body punch but Lice avoids it by throwing Parker back against the cage.
Parker tries a body shot but Lice blocks it.
Lice is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Parker tries a body shot but Lice blocks it.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Lice lands a body shot in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parker.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lice.
Lice working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lice is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Parker can't find room to land a body shot as Lice controls the action.
Lice working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lice trying to stall but Parker improves his position.
Parker is looking for a takedown.
Lice misses with a body punch.
Lice lands a shot to the body.
Lice tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Parker's elbow.
Lice can't find room to land a body shot as Parker controls the action.
A nice right hand lands inside from Parker.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lice scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Lice lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Lice misses with the head strike.
Parker lands a nice knee to the body.
Parker trying to land knees to the body.
Lice stalling in the clinch.
Lice misses with a body punch.
Parker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lice goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lice is trying to stall.
Lice struggles to land a body shot inside as Parker controls his hands.
Lice struggles to land a body shot inside as Parker controls his hands.
Lice misses with a body punch.
Lice swings wildly with an uppercut but Parker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parker stalling in the clinch but Lice improves position.
Lice misses with a punch to the body.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Parker struggles to land a body shot inside as Lice controls his hands.
A right hook to the body lands for Lice.
Lice blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lice.
Lice prevents the takedown attempt.
Lice misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Parker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Parker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Parker fails to land.
Lice lands a body shot in the clinch.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Parker misses with a body punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lice lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lice softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lice tries to work over Parker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lice.
Parker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bimbo Lice dominated that round.
That's time! Lice's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Horrible takedown by Parker or perhaps it was just good defense by Lice which made him look bad.
Parker misses with a jab to the body
and Lice counters with a straight right hand.
Lice slips a straight right by Parker.
A head kick misses from Lice.
Crunch! Lice slams his shin into Parker's torso.
Lice throws a looping overhand right but Parker ducks down to avoid it.
Parker lands with an uppercut that bounces Lice off the cage and back into range.
Parker's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Lice connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Parker scrambles back to his feet.
Lice tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parker was well out of range. Poor timing from Lice.
Nice jab there from Parker.
Danga de danga de dang - Lice scores with a four punch combination!
Parker throws an off balance right hand
and Lice counters with a nice body kick.
Lice misses with a straight left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lice lands a lovely overhand right.
Lice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parker moves away.
Parker throws a hook to the side of Lice's head but Lice sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Parker misses with a lunging right hand
and Parker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Parker lands with a right hand.
Parker throws a hook but Lice avoids it easily.
Parker misses with a hook
and Lice counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lice tries to clinch there but Parker circles away.
Parker misses with a kick to the body.
Lice connects with a body shot that sends Parker's belly button to the back.
Parker misses with a hook.
Parker loads up on a big right hand but Lice slips the punch.
Lice moves out of range of the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lice lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Lice looks to score with a jab to the body but Parker is just out of range.
Lice throws a predictable looking body shot
and Parker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lice connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Parker momentarily.
Lice tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parker was well out of range. Poor timing from Lice.
Parker tries to score a power double leg takedown but Lice sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Parker somewhat.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Parker prevents a body shot from Lice.
Lice lands a nice uppercut.
Parker content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lice lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Parker as the two fighters clinch.
Parker is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Bimbo Lice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roger Parker.
Parker is breathing heavily.
Lice scores with a hook to the body.
Lice lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Parker or not.
A hook to the body from Lice.
A right hand to the body from Lice.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lice works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Lice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Parker's elbow.
Parker misses with a knee to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Lice.
Parker trying to stall but Lice improves his position.
Lice misses with a body punch.
Lice lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Lice pressing his opponent against the cage.
Lice lands with a light punch inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lice scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lice struggles to land a body shot inside as Parker controls his hands.
Lice misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nice body punch from Lice.
Parker is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Lice pulls him back up using the underhooks.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
Parker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lice's elbow.
Lice lands a right hand.
Lice prevents the takedown attempt.
Lice misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lice avoids the elbow strike from Parker, against the cage.
Bimbo Lice has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Parker works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Lice bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Parker's guard.
Lice engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Lice wants to pass the guard but Parker is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lice's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Lice forces his way into half guard.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Parker is looking to improve his position.
Lice is looking to advance position but Parker won't allow it.
Lice is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Parker is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Parker trying to control from the bottom.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Bimbo Lice.
Lice moves out of range of the strikes.
Lice walks into a jab.
Parker throws a lazy uppercut
and Lice counters with a nice body shot.
Parker fails with the takedown.
Parker swings for the body but Lice moves out of range.
Parker throws a shot from downtown. Lice moves away and avoids it.
Lice cracks Parker with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Parker has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Parker there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Lice ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
A telegraphed right hand from Parker misses the target.

Lice gets a clinch.
A short right from Lice on the inside.
Parker goes for a takedown attempt but Lice pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Parker throws a big shot that misses.
Parker connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Lice's hands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parker throws an off balance right hand
and Lice counters with a nice uppercut.
A big left from Lice misses.
Parker lands with a shot to the body.
Parker thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Lice uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Parker has time to react.
Parker dodges the punch combination from Lice.
Lice throws an overhand right that lands on Parker's shoulder, as Parker tries to avoid the shot.
Lice needs to keep his hands up - Parker had a free shot at his head there.
Lice swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Roger Parker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lice slips under a jab from Parker.
Lice tries to close the distance and clinch up but Parker swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lice on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Parker has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Parker fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lice has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lice misses with a head kick.
Parker misses with a right hand
and Parker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bimbo Lice dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Lice misses with a straight left.
Lice jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Parker loads up on a big right hand but Lice slips the punch.
Lice defending well as Parker loads up on a big left hand.
Parker throws a right and a left that Lice avoids nicely.
Lice works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Parker misses with a body shot.
Parker throws a jab when Lice was well out of range.
Parker throws a right hand that misses
and Lice counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch but Lice swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lice lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Parker circles away quickly and effectively.
Parker misses with a hook.
Parker connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lice lands a glancing blow to the side of Parker's head.
Lice takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lice is looking to clinch.
Jab from Parker.
Parker bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Parker is looking to clinch but Lice is avoiding it.
Parker fails with a takedown attempt.
Parker takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Lice paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Parker shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lice looks to score with a jab to the body but Parker is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker avoids a punch combination nicely.
Parker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Lice to counter with a crisp jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Lice misses the target.
Lice lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Lice uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Parker.
Parker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lice. Lice circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A good leg kick by Parker.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lice throws a lazy uppercut
and Lice takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lice ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Parker scores with a one two! Lice had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Lice staying out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lice wants to clinch.
Parker lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Parker closes the distance and clinches.

Parker gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Parker is keen to just control but Lice is a slippery customer.
Lice manages to get to full guard.
Parker slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lice wants to stand up but Parker is controlling him.
Lice keeping moving, preventing Parker from controlling successfully.
Lice controls Parker momentarily but Parker frees himself.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Roger Parker hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Parker looks to land a combination but Lice avoids it well.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Parker loads up on a big right hand but Lice slips the punch.
Parker throws the left hand but Lice avoids the punch easily.
Lice throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lice misses with a shot to the body
and Parker counters with a right hand to the body.
Lice defending well as Parker loads up on a big left hand.
Parker misses with a combination
and Parker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Donk. Lice catches Parker right on the button with a cross.
Some wild striking there from Parker.
Lice thows a left - swing and a miss!
Parker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lice.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Parker fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lice.
Parker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lice.
Lice throws a left and a right that both miss
and Parker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Parker missing with a left hand there. Lice was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Parker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Parker missing with a left hand there. Lice was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Parker misses with an uppercut. Lice saw that one coming.
A jab from Parker misses.
Lice keeps the fight on the outside.
Parker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lice thows a left - swing and a miss!
Parker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Lice throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lice misses with a few strikes there.
Parker throws a leg kick which misses Lice's front leg but catches the back leg as Lice tries to avoid it.
Lice fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lice swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Parker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Parker throws a jab when Lice was well out of range.
Lice misses with a straight left.
Parker misses with a looping left.
Parker swinging wildly here.
Parker swings widly with a right hand
and Lice counters with a stiff right hand.
Lice misses the shot to the body.
Lice punishes Parker's body with a nice straight punch.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Lice throws a right hand that Parker ducks under and follows up with a left that Parker also avoids with ease.
Parker throws a sloppy head kick and Lice moves out of range easily.
Lice throws a front kick aimed at Parker's knee but Parker avoids it well.
Parker misses with a body shot.
Lice checks a leg kick.
Lice with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lice displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Parker throws out the jab.
Parker works the jab nicely.
Parker throws the left hand but Lice avoids the punch easily.
Lice ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Parker lands with a nice body punch.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Parker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Parker throws a lazy uppercut
and Lice counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Parker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Parker misses with a wild combination.
Parker throws a lazy uppercut
and Lice counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lice attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lice misses with a low kick.
Lice moves out of range as Parker strikes.
A big left from Parker misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lice thuds his right hand into Parker's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Nice cross by Lice.
Lice takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

And that's the end of the fight!
Roger Parker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Lice has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight for Bimbo Lice!
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Bimbo Lice!
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight for Bimbo Lice!

Bimbo Lice wins by unanimous decision!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Bimbo Lice waved his t-shirt featuring -OVERDOSE Factory-'s logo in front of the cameras.