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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steen Christensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by Motörhead - Killed By Death. Christensen has chosen Xzibit - Alcoholic as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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280 lbs
15 - 8 - 0 |
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188 cm
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265 lbs
14 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Steen Christensen!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Christensen circles away and keeps his distance.
Christensen has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeremy.
Christensen misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Christensen fails to land.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.
Jeremy throws a head punch that misses.
Jeremy dodges an elbow strike from Christensen.
Christensen pushes off an throws an elbow but Jeremy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Christensen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Christensen swings wildly with an uppercut but Jeremy uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jeremy.
Christensen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jeremy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Christensen misses with an elbow strike.
Christensen lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
Christensen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike.
Christensen throws an elbow but it misses.
Jeremy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy dodges an elbow strike from Christensen.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.
It looks like Steen Christensen has been cut.
Nice elbow from Jeremy.
Christensen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Christensen.
Nice body punch from Jeremy - that landed with a thud.
Christensen blocking some punches.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside that Christensen shrugs off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jeremy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jeremy avoids a wild elbow strike from Christensen.
Christensen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Christensen blocks an elbow strike.
Christensen creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Christensen misses with some punches.
Jeremy throws a head punch that misses.
Jeremy takes an elbow to the forehead.
Christensen pushes off an throws an elbow but Jeremy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jeremy working aggressively here.
Jeremy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Christensen backwards.
Christensen scores with a shot to the side of Jeremy's head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jeremy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Christensen.
Jeremy lands a good knee to the midsection. Christensen won't want to take too many of those.
Jeremy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Christensen takes an elbow to the temple.
Christensen looks to throw an elbow but misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Christensen.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Christensen.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.
Jeremy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Christensen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jeremy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Jeremy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jeremy pushes off an throws an elbow but Christensen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped Christensen in his tracks for a moment.
Christensen throws a head punch that misses.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jeremy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jeremy tries to land knees in the clinch but Christensen avoids the damage to the body.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike from Christensen.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christensen pushes off an throws an elbow but Jeremy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jeremy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jeremy lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Christensen to his knees! Jeremy keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Perkele! NEW STUFF!!! for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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