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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaydub Spliffenberger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chop Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spliffenberger kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Roll 'em Up. Dick is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Prodigy - No Good. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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215 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
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184 cm
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219 lbs
8 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jaydub Spliffenberger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chop Dick!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dick takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Spliffenberger gets a clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Spliffenberger obliges.
Spliffenberger pressing his opponent against the cage.
Spliffenberger tries to land a knee to the head but Dick blocks with his arms.
Spliffenberger with a knee to the head.
It looks like Chop Dick has been cut.
Spliffenberger lands a good knee to the midsection. Dick won't want to take too many of those.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dick on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Spliffenberger misses with a knee strike.
Come on Spliffenberger - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Spliffenberger throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliffenberger throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dick blocks it with crossed arms.
Spliffenberger throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dick blocks it with crossed arms.
Dick stalling in the clinch.
Dick drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Spliffenberger gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Spliffenberger with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A bit of stalling here from Spliffenberger.
Dick on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Spliffenberger tries to land knees in the clinch but Dick avoids the damage to the body.
Dick has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Spliffenberger after a bit of a struggle.
Spliffenberger with an attempt at a knee that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick managing to block the knees to the body from Spliffenberger.
Dick is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Spliffenberger is defending well.
Jaydub Spliffenberger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chop Dick.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dick looking for a takedown.
Spliffenberger tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Spliffenberger with a knee to the head.
Spliffenberger content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Dick tries for a takedown but Spliffenberger manages to get underhooks.
A knee to the head by Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dick avoids it.
Dick trying to stall but Spliffenberger improves his position.
Dick can't get the takedown.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spliffenberger missing with knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Spliffenberger tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dick avoids it.
Spliffenberger scores with a knee to the head.
Spliffenberger with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dick is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Dick tries to score a body lock takedown but Spliffenberger shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Dick avoiding damage as Spliffenberger throws knees to the body.
Spliffenberger tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The referee calls for Spliffenberger to work.
Spliffenberger throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dick blocks it with crossed arms.
Spliffenberger landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Spliffenberger prevents the takedown attempt.
Dick can't break the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Dick trying to land knees to the body.
Come on Spliffenberger - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Spliffenberger is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dick is defending well for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jaydub Spliffenberger dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chop Dick's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Dick just misses with a punch to the body.
Spliffenberger pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spliffenberger throws a leg kick which misses Dick's front leg but catches the back leg as Dick tries to avoid it.
Dick avoids the head kick by Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Spliffenberger wants to slow Dick down by chopping away at his legs.
Spliffenberger avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dick attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Spliffenberger connects with a leg kick. Dick looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Dick is trying hard to land a takedown here. Spliffenberger sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Spliffenberger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick blocks a leg kick.
Dick throws a looping overhand right but Spliffenberger ducks down to avoid it.
Spliffenberger lands with a nice body punch.
Jaydub Spliffenberger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spliffenberger scores with a one two! Dick had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Spliffenberger feints and then cracks Dick's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dick down.
Dick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Spliffenberger looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Spliffenberger connects with a leg kick. Dick looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Spliffenberger, right into the meat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger lands with a nice body punch.
Dick will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nice body punch from Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Good leg kick by Spliffenberger there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dick is breathing heavily.
Dick avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dick avoids the body shot from Spliffenberger.
Dick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger instigates a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Dick misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spliffenberger stalls.
Spliffenberger seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Spliffenberger throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dick blocks it with crossed arms.
Dick's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Spliffenberger tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dick is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Spliffenberger prevents Dick from breaking the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger is stalling here.
Spliffenberger scores with a knee to the head.
Spliffenberger with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Spliffenberger tries to land knees in the clinch but Dick avoids the damage to the body.
Dick managing to block the knees to the body from Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dick's face.
That has opened up Chop Dick's cut even more.
Spliffenberger lands a knee to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dick is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Spliffenberger is defending well.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Spliffenberger obliges.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spliffenberger throws a knee to the head but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jaydub Spliffenberger dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Chop Dick's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
Nice body kick there by Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger throws a nice inside leg kick.
Spliffenberger scoring well with a low kick there.
Spliffenberger does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dick misses with a jab, cross combination.
That kick from Spliffenberger tenderised Dick's leg. Dick is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spliffenberger connects with a high kick.
Dick on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jaydub Spliffenberger is winning the standup battle so far.
A solid leg kick lands there for Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spliffenberger is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dick can do to turn this around?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliffenberger tries to clinch but Dick moves out of range.
Spliffenberger cracks the inside of Dick's front leg.
Dick on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dick takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Spliffenberger scores with a kick to the body.
Dick takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Spliffenberger tries to clinch up.
Spliffenberger misses with a low kick.
Dick misses with a low kick.
Spliffenberger fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dick attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jaydub Spliffenberger is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffenberger connects with a body shot.
A head kick misses from Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Spliffenberger looks to score with a jab to the body but Dick is just out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crunch! Spliffenberger slams his shin into Dick's torso.
Spliffenberger moves into range and clinches up with Dick.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dick misses with the head strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Spliffenberger is pressed up against the cage. Dick has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Spliffenberger down to the mat. Spliffenberger avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Dick stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger scores with a kick to the body.
Spliffenberger feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dick's calf.
Spliffenberger throws a solid leg kick but Dick takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Spliffenberger.
A slapping body kick lands there for Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger is looking to wear down Dick with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Spliffenberger with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dick has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jaydub Spliffenberger is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dick takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Spliffenberger slips under a jab.
Spliffenberger lands a leg kick that knocks Dick off balance momentarily.
Spliffenberger cracks Dick with a right hand to the side of the head.
Chop Dick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Spliffenberger lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Spliffenberger clinches up against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Spliffenberger obliges.
Spliffenberger prevents Dick from breaking the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jaydub Spliffenberger showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Spliffenberger has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jaydub Spliffenberger!
Jaydub Spliffenberger took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, >>> Blitzkrieg Formula 5000 (159++ Recovery $42) for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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hype
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