PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wendell Sailor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sailor has chosen Blackalicious - It's Going Down as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Fuck Tito
vs
Sailor

190 cm
30
221 lbs
16 - 5 - 1

192 cm
27
224 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wendell Sailor!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Damien Edna and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sailor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuck Tito misses with a low kick.
Sailor throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sailor cracks Fuck Tito with an open hand slap.

It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Fuck Tito throws a right hand that Sailor ducks under and follows up with a left that Sailor also avoids with ease.

Sailor is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Fuck Tito's half guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Sailor throwing shots but Fuck Tito is blocking nicely.
Fuck Tito avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Sailor.
Fuck Tito controlling the position for now.
Sailor is keen to just control but Fuck Tito is a slippery customer.
Sailor is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Sailor throwing shots but Fuck Tito is blocking nicely.
Sailor trying to control from Fuck Tito's half guard. Fuck Tito has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sailor looking to sit in guard and control but Fuck Tito gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Sailor keeping moving, preventing Fuck Tito from controlling successfully.
Fuck Tito is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Sailor utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Sailor manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fuck Tito manages to get himself to full guard.
Sailor working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Fuck Tito's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sailor throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Fuck Tito works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Sailor is looking to work some ground and pound but Fuck Tito has wrist control.
Sailor is looking to work some ground and pound but Fuck Tito has wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuck Tito trying to keep a closed guard but Sailor is proving a slippery customer.
Fuck Tito is really struggling to control Sailor but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Fuck Tito utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Sailor passes into half guard.
Sailor lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuck Tito tries to roll over but Sailor keeps him under control.
Sailor takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Sailor sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Fuck Tito defending well though.
Sailor not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Sailor tries to pass to full mount but Fuck Tito defends it.
Sailor thows a huge punch but Fuck Tito dodges it nicely.
Sailor wants to take a breather but Fuck Tito is having none of it.
Sailor throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Fuck Tito to regain full guard.
Sailor works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Sailor thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Sailor wants to free his trapped foot but Fuck Tito is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Sailor throwing shots but Fuck Tito is blocking nicely.
Sailor throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Sailor connects with a nice short shot to Fuck Tito's temple.
Fuck Tito on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Sailor is looking to advance position but Fuck Tito won't allow it.
Fuck Tito moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sailor throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Sailor landing with the ground and pound.
Fuck Tito avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sailor trying to control the position from guard on top but Fuck Tito is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sailor throws a strike but Fuck Tito rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Fuck Tito is pushing down on Sailor's leg trying to pass to half guard. Sailor is fighting to maintain full guard but Fuck Tito has managed to sneak the leg through.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wendell Sailor dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Fuck Tito tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuck Tito avoids the body shot from Sailor.
Sailor keeps the fight on the outside.
Sailor misses with a wild body shot.
Sailor with a hook.

Sailor cracks Fuck Tito with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Fuck Tito looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Sailor finish him?

Fuck Tito is rocked!

Chuck Fuck Tito's cut is getting worse.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sailor lands an uppercut, right on the button! Fuck Tito tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wendell Sailor!
During a confident post fight interview, Wendell Sailor thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.