PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tamias Poochyena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ray Teevie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Poochyena might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to This Life - Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers. Teevie is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Stupid Kid. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Poochyena
vs
Teevie

225 cm
21
295 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

185 cm
25
185 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Tamias Poochyena!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Ray Teevie!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Teevie misses its intended target.
Ray Teevie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Teevie uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Poochyena.
Teevie shoots in for a takedown but Poochyena shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Teevie takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

It looks like Ray Teevie has been cut.
Teevie misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Poochyena.
Teevie rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Poochyena moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Poochyena rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Teevie moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Poochyena lands a left and a right that send Teevie crashing to the mat, dazed. Poochyena thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Poochyena throws a leg kick
and Teevie counters with a nice body shot.
Poochyena uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Teevie.
Teevie jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Teevie shoots in and gets a takedown into Poochyena's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Poochyena looking for a sweep. Not yet Poochyena, not yet.
Teevie trying to control the position from guard on top but Poochyena is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Teevie looking to sit in guard and control but Poochyena gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poochyena is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Poochyena has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Teevie is proving hard to escape from.
Teevie is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Teevie is on top in guard.
Teevie working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Poochyena on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Poochyena tries to get out of the position.
Teevie stops Poochyena from standing up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena keeping moving, preventing Teevie from controlling successfully.
Teevie postures up and lands a big shot to Poochyena's brow.
Poochyena preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Poochyena trying to keep a closed guard but Teevie is proving a slippery customer.
Teevie in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Poochyena is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Teevie trying to control but Poochyena is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Teevie accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Poochyena looking to hit a scissor sweep but Teevie is one step ahead there.
Poochyena trying to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena looking to hit a scissor sweep but Teevie is one step ahead there.
Poochyena knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Teevie on the ground.
Teevie throws a big elbow that misses.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Tamias Poochyena just wasn't active enough.
Teevie misses with a lunging right hand

and Poochyena counters by moving into the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Poochyena.
Poochyena tries to land a knee to the head but Teevie blocks with his arms.
Teevie goes for a takedown attempt but Poochyena pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Poochyena throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teevie throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Poochyena takes a swing at Teevie's ribcage but misses.
Poochyena keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Teevie.
Poochyena throws out a leg kick but Teevie moves out of range and Poochyena only half commits.
Poochyena avoids the body shot from Teevie.

Teevie clinches up against the cage.
Teevie is trying to stall.
Poochyena landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Poochyena looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Poochyena tries to land knees in the clinch but Teevie avoids the damage to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Poochyena pressing his opponent against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A left hand lands to the body for Poochyena.
Teevie tries to break free but Poochyena pushes him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tamias Poochyena dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ray Teevie's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Poochyena throws an overhand right that lands on Teevie's shoulder, as Teevie tries to avoid the shot.
Teevie fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Poochyena misses with a wild body shot.
Teevie waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Poochyena.
Poochyena throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Teevie shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Poochyena pinned against the cage. Poochyena gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Tamias Poochyena is winning the standup battle so far.
A looping hook to the body misses from Teevie. Poochyena does a little dance to reset his feet.
Teevie lands a jab to Poochyena's midsection.
Poochyena lands a jab to the head.
Poochyena darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Teevie cracks a nice hook into Poochyena's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Teevie.
Tamias Poochyena has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ray Teevie.
Poochyena throws a series of punches but Teevie moves out of range.
Teevie tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Poochyena manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Teevie is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Poochyena rather than just go for the knockout.
Teevie swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tamias Poochyena is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Teevie misses with a right hand
and Poochyena cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That has opened up Ray Teevie's cut even more.
Poochyena misses with a few strikes there.
Teevie swings for the body but Poochyena moves out of range.
Teevie slips under a jab.
Poochyena throws a big shot that misses.
Poochyena takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Teevie thows a left - swing and a miss!
Teevie ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Poochyena ducks under a wild hook from Teevie.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teevie throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Poochyena counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Teevie keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Poochyena.
Poochyena pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Teevie has his takedown stuffed
and Poochyena counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
and Poochyena counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Teevie! He's just covering up as Poochyena starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tamias Poochyena!
Our winner, Tamias Poochyena, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.