PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bhang Bhang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marshall Mathers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bhang's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, SMC - RAFFII SUOMI FLÄTTII. Mathers has chosen Square Dance as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bhang
vs
Mathers

176 cm
26
184 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

185 cm
23
185 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

Great wrestler
Great elbows
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bhang Bhang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Marshall Mathers!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Paul Gruel and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mathers connects with the punch.
A jab from Mathers misses.
Bhang will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mathers chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bhang can pounce on him.
Mathers dodges the punch combination from Bhang.
Bhang misses with a double jab
and Bhang takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mathers avoids the head kick by Bhang.
Mathers feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bhang's calf.
Mathers throws a jab when Bhang was well out of range.
Mathers lands a leg kick that knocks Bhang off balance momentarily.
Mathers throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Bhang throws an overhand right that lands on Mathers's shoulder, as Mathers tries to avoid the shot.
Bhang on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mathers lands a nice shot that snaps Bhang's head back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bhang tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Mathers swivels and escapes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bhang takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bhang moves out of range of the body kick.
Bhang is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mathers.
Mathers tries to land a front kick but Bhang steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bhang throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mathers misses with a body kick.
Mathers stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Mathers wants it to stay on the feet.
Mathers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mathers lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Mathers connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mathers connects with a jab.
Mathers stuffs the takedown attempt from Bhang. Bhang gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bhang Bhang. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mathers lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bhang finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mathers throws a nice outside leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Mathers there.
Mathers moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Mathers bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bhang tries to clinch but Mathers is having none of it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bhang.
Bhang misses with a two punch combination.
Bhang blocks the body kick.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Bhang. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Mathers thuds his shin into the meat of Bhang's side.
Mathers chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Mathers throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bhang throws a jab but it's blocked by Mathers.
Mathers lands with a straight right. Bhang didn't see that one coming.
Mathers connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mathers, right into the meat.
Bhang fails to land the takedown.
Bhang is breathing heavily.
Bhang fails in his attempt to clinch.
A cross from Mathers lands.
Bhang checks the leg kick.
Mathers keeps the fight on the outside.
Bhang keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mathers changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bhang is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bhang throws a low kick, looking for Mathers's leg but Mathers calmly moves out of range.
Mathers throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bhang sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bhang shoots in but Mathers avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bhang missing with a left hand there. Mathers was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bhang takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mathers is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bhang had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Bhang missing with a left hand there. Mathers was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mathers moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bhang has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Mathers finds it's way round the side to connect with Bhang's head.
Bhang wants to clinch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mathers.
Bhang throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bhang walks into a left hand.
Mathers fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bhang has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mathers has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mathers pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mathers throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mathers looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mathers looks to land a body kick but Bhang moved away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marshall Mathers dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Mathers avoids the body shot from Bhang.
Mathers fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bhang has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mathers keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bhang goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Mathers fakes the leg kick and cracks Bhang in the body.
Bhang is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Mathers's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Mathers comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Marshall Mathers seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bhang fails with the takedown.
Mathers throws a nice inside leg kick.
Mathers scores with the left hand. Bhang knows he should have avoided that one.
Mathers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mathers is pawing at Bhang, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Bhang's nose. Bhang is badly hurt! Mathers pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Bhang tries desperately to hold on but Mathers is relentless in his assault! As Bhang receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Mathers away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marshall Mathers!
During a confident post fight interview, Marshall Mathers thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.