PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Terry Trolleybagger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daryl The Zombie Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Trolleybagger
vs
The Zombie Killer

186 cm
18
201 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

182 cm
19
227 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
Inexperienced

Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Terry Trolleybagger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Daryl The Zombie Killer!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Bruno Hogan and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trolleybagger throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Trolleybagger lands a front kick to the face, that drops The Zombie Killer to the canvas! Is he dazed or just shocked? He's back to his feet and the referee is going to allow him to continue the fight!

It looks like Daryl The Zombie Killer has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Zombie Killer lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Trolleybagger throws a right and a left that The Zombie Killer avoids nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The Zombie Killer is looking to slow Trolleybagger down with leg kicks.
The Zombie Killer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Trolleybagger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trolleybagger needs to keep his hands up - The Zombie Killer had a free shot at his head there.
The Zombie Killer moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
The Zombie Killer moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The Zombie Killer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Trolleybagger has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Zombie Killer finds it's way round the side to connect with Trolleybagger's head.
Trolleybagger misses with a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from The Zombie Killer. Those never looked like landing.
Trolleybagger swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Zombie Killer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Trolleybagger's head backwards.
The Zombie Killer scores with a decent looking hook.
Trolleybagger keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
The Zombie Killer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Zombie Killer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Daryl The Zombie Killer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Zombie Killer tries to clinch up but Trolleybagger circles away and keeps his distance.
The Zombie Killer lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The Zombie Killer tries to clinch but Trolleybagger is having none of it.
The Zombie Killer should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Trolleybagger throws a big shot that misses.
Trolleybagger connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Trolleybagger tries a head kick but it misses.
Trolleybagger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Zombie Killer was well out of range. Poor timing from Trolleybagger.
Sloppy strikes from Trolleybagger. Those never looked like landing.
Trolleybagger slips under a jab.
Trolleybagger throws a head kick that misses.
The Zombie Killer tries to clinch
and Trolleybagger finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
The Zombie Killer looks gassed!
The Zombie Killer throws a lazy right hand but Trolleybagger sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Zombie Killer misses with a jab, cross combination.
A combination from Trolleybagger does no damage.
Daryl The Zombie Killer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trolleybagger misses with a straight left.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Trolleybagger with a nice cross.

That has opened up Daryl The Zombie Killer's cut even more.
The Zombie Killer connects with a jab.
The Zombie Killer tries to clinch up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trolleybagger throws a sloppy head kick and The Zombie Killer moves out of range easily.
The Zombie Killer tries to clinch there but Trolleybagger circles away.
Trolleybagger showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Zombie Killer.
A slow jab from Trolleybagger misses its intended target.
The Zombie Killer tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Trolleybagger misses with a wild combination.
A nice combination there by Trolleybagger.
The Zombie Killer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Trolleybagger staggers The Zombie Killer with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! The Zombie Killer looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! No! He's back down again! 9...10 - he's can't beat the count and Trolleybagger is victorious!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Terry Trolleybagger!
Our winner, Terry Trolleybagger, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.