PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kangeroo Poo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snoofty Douser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Poo
vs
Douser

185 cm
18
205 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

190 cm
26
210 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kangeroo Poo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Snoofty Douser!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Eliza Hachem and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Douser dives in and scores a takedown into Poo's guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

Poo has his foot on Douser's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Douser works his way back into a safe position though.
Douser wants to stand and escape but instead Poo has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Douser manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Poo misses with a series of wild punches.

Douser scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Poo looking for submissions off his back.
Douser sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Poo is trying to control but can't.

Douser is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Poo is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Douser pulls his head out easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Poo actively working from the bottom here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Poo manages to get to full guard.
Poo keeping moving, preventing Douser from controlling successfully.
Douser working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

Douser avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Poo is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Poo controls Douser momentarily but Douser frees himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Poo looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Douser is defending well. Poo quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Douser has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Poo celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kangeroo Poo!
Kangeroo Poo took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.