PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cloud Strife (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Jeremy
vs
Strife

180 cm
25
166 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

175 cm
25
155 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

RAW Nutrition * Recovery 159 : 60$ *

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Cloud Strife!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Gregory Folan and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jeremy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jeremy misses with a jab to the body
and Strife counters with a straight right hand.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Strife misses with a jab, cross combination.
Strife looks to land a combination but Jeremy avoids it well.
Strife throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Strife catches Jeremy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Strife moves out of range of the strikes.
Jeremy misses with a head kick.
Jeremy throws a push kick but Strife slaps the foot to one side.
Jeremy fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jeremy shoots and misses
and Strife counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Strife blocks the leg kick.
Strife avoids the head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
enabling Strife to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ron Jeremy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jeremy closes this distance looking for a takedown but Strife circles away.
Jeremy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Strife lands with a nice combination. Jeremy backs away looking to recover.
Strife scores with a jab. Jeremy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Strife.
A left lands for Strife.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Strife.
Strife lands with a shot to the body.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Strife fails to land with a series of punches.
Strife throws a series of punches but Jeremy avoids them all with ease.
Strife moves out of range of the body kick from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a hook to the side of Strife's head but Strife sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Strife looks to land a combination but Jeremy avoids it well.
Jeremy tries for a takedown but Strife sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Strife stuffs the takedown attempt from Jeremy. Jeremy gets slowly back to his feet.
Jeremy takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Strife lands with a hook. Jeremy tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Strife throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Strife is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jeremy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Jeremy misses with a looping right.
Strife lands a glancing blow to the side of Jeremy's head.
Jeremy misses with a low kick.
Jeremy shoots and misses
enabling Strife to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Strife defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jeremy.
Jeremy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jeremy moves out of range of the body kick from Strife.
Strife throws a right and a left that Jeremy avoids nicely.
Strife throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jeremy.
Strife lands with a hook. Jeremy tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jeremy fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Strife avoids it really well and circles away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Strife fails to land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cloud Strife dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Jeremy shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Strife defends it nicely.
Strife with a jab.
Strife lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively.
Jeremy throws a predictable looking body shot
and Strife counters with a three punch combo that has Jeremy backing up. Jeremy nods at Strife to acknowledge the strikes.
Cloud Strife is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jeremy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jeremy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Strife connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jeremy scrambles back to his feet.
Strife looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jeremy misses with a shot to the body
and Jeremy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Strife throws a good cross that connects.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Strife counters with a left and a right that stings Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a sloppy head kick and Strife moves out of range easily.
Jeremy dodges the punch combination from Strife.
Jeremy throws a low kick but Strife avoids it.

Jeremy shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Strife manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Jeremy throws a big right hand that misses.
Strife wants to get back to his feet but Jeremy is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Jeremy lands a couple of decent looking shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jeremy thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Jeremy throwing strikes but missing.
Jeremy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Strife pulls Jeremy in close to prevent any damage.
Jeremy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Strife swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Jeremy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Strife pulls Jeremy in close to prevent any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Jeremy drops back looking for a leg! Strife is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Strife manages to kick Jeremy off! Jeremy jumps back into Strife's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strife wants to get back to his feet but Jeremy is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Jeremy missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Strife looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jeremy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jeremy lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Strife wants to sweep here but Jeremy controlling him for the moment.
Jeremy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jeremy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Jeremy postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Strife is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Jeremy, into his guard.
Jeremy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Jeremy is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Jeremy is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Strife tries to kick Jeremy off but Jeremy keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Strife throws a combination. Jeremy tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Jeremy throws a solid leg kick but Strife takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Jeremy.
Strife misses with a series of wild punches.

Jeremy drives through with a takedown into guard.
Jeremy missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Jeremy postures up in Strife's guard and throws a big left but Strife blocks it.
Strife avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Jeremy drops back looking for a leg! Strife is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Strife manages to kick Jeremy off! Jeremy jumps back into Strife's guard.
Jeremy throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Strife works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jeremy has gone for a leg lock! Strife slips out almost immediately though and dives into Jeremy's guard.
Strife stopping the sweep attempt from Jeremy.

Jeremy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Jeremy looking for a guillotine here but Strife defends easily.

Jeremy has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Strife can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jeremy is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Strife is aware though and is defending well.
Jeremy has a closed guard, preventing Strife from standing up.
Strife won't allow Jeremy to sweep him here.
Strife slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

Jeremy escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Strife gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Strife has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Jeremy is working away from the top position though.

Jeremy is looking for a kimura but Strife is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Jeremy to get the leverage.

Jeremy wants to work for an arm triangle but Strife is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Strife looks like he's trying to stand up.
Jeremy missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Jeremy is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Strife doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Jeremy.
Jeremy working over Strife with some ground and pound. Strife looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jeremy with the ground and pound but Strife uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Jeremy throws a strike but Strife rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Strife wants to stand but Jeremy has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Jeremy looking for subs off his back but Strife has passed one foot through into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Jeremy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, RAW Nutrition * Recovery 159 : 60$ * for their support in the buildup to the fight.