PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Balrog Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson has chosen Gary Clark Jr. - Bright Lights as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jeremy
vs
Johnson

187 cm
25
214 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

192 cm
29
219 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Balrog Johnson!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Reed Andrews and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johnson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Johnson lands a slapping body shot.
Jeremy checks a leg kick.
Johnson misses with the body kick
and Jeremy counters with a head kick. That will keep Johnson thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Johnson fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jeremy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jeremy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jeremy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Johnson circles away quickly and effectively.
Decent striking displayed by Johnson there.
Johnson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Johnson throws a body punch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy looks to land a left hand but Johnson moved out of range nicely.
Johnson scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Johnson is looking to land body kicks.
Johnson takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy takes one on the button.
Ron Jeremy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Balrog Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Johnson misses with an uppercut.
Johnson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Johnson swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jeremy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Johnson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeremy.
Jeremy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Johnson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Johnson. That snapped Jeremy's head back.
Johnson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jeremy's waist but Jeremy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Johnson off to one side.
Johnson throws a low kick but Jeremy moves out of range easily.
Johnson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jeremy. That did some damage!
Johnson thows a body shot but no joy.
Johnson scores with a punch to the head.
Jeremy plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Johnson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jeremy misses the jab.
Jeremy takes a swing at Johnson's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Johnson.
Johnson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Johnson throws a jab but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Johnson misses with a few strikes there.
Johnson tries to land a body kick
and Jeremy counters with a nice uppercut.
Johnson misses with a hook.
Jeremy lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Johnson lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Jeremy staying out of range there.
Jeremy fails to land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson misses with a kick to the body
and Jeremy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Johnson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jeremy counters with a head kick. That will keep Johnson thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Johnson throws a leg kick
and Jeremy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Johnson is rocked!
Jeremy looks to land a left hand but Johnson moved out of range nicely.
Johnson cracks the inside of Jeremy's front leg.
Johnson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from Jeremy misses the target.
Jeremy misses with a shot to the body
enabling Johnson to counter with a crisp jab.
Jeremy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jeremy swings for the body but Johnson moves out of range.
Johnson misses with a two punch combination.
Johnson is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jeremy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Johnson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Johnson is looking to slow Jeremy down with leg kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson wants to slow Jeremy down by chopping away at his legs.
Jeremy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Johnson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jeremy moves out of range as Johnson throws a body kick.
Johnson thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jeremy if he has to take too many more of those.
Jeremy throws a looping overhand right but Johnson ducks down to avoid it.
Johnson swings for the body but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Johnson counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Johnson takes one to the chin there.
Johnson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jeremy avoids it really well and circles away.
Johnson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Johnson thuds a left hand into Jeremy's body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Balrog Johnson will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jeremy moves out of range of the body kick.
Jeremy thows a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Johnson was well out of range. Poor timing from Jeremy.
A jab from Johnson misses.
Johnson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jeremy connects with a leg kick. Johnson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Johnson misses with a kick to the body.
Jeremy misses with a two punch combination.
A cross from Jeremy lands.
Johnson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
Jeremy takes a swing at Johnson's ribcage but misses.
Johnson dodges the punch combination from Jeremy.
Jeremy blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Johnson misses with a body shot.
Johnson swings for the body but Jeremy moves out of range.
A combination from Jeremy does no damage.
Johnson tests Jeremy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Johnson thuds his shin into the meat of Jeremy's side.
Johnson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jeremy.
Jeremy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jeremy is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jeremy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Johnson.
Jeremy throws a hook but Johnson avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Johnson moves out of range.
Johnson misses with an uppercut. Jeremy saw that one coming.
Johnson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeremy was well out of range. Poor timing from Johnson.
Jeremy throws a right hand that Johnson ducks under and follows up with a left that Johnson also avoids with ease.
Jeremy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Johnson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
A shot to the liver by Johnson. Beautiful body shot.
Jeremy throws a hook but Johnson blocks it.
Johnson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice body kick from Johnson.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Johnson.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Johnson's head.
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jeremy walks into a jab.
Johnson missing with a left hand there. Jeremy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jeremy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Johnson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Balrog Johnson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Johnson connects with an inside leg kick.
Johnson misses with a body kick.
Johnson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Johnson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively.
Johnson misses with a jab to the body
enabling Jeremy to counter with a crisp jab.
Johnson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Jeremy rather than just go for the knockout.
Nice uppercut there from Jeremy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Johnson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.
Johnson slips a jab from Jeremy.
Johnson jabs at Jeremy's body.
Jeremy tries to move into range but Johnson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Johnson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Johnson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Johnson looks to land a body kick but Jeremy moved away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Johnson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Johnson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Johnson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Balrog Johnson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Jeremy lands with a nice body punch.
Jeremy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Johnson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Johnson is avoiding it.
Johnson misses with a body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Johnson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jeremy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jeremy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Johnson just misses with a punch to the body.
Johnson jabs at Jeremy's body.
Johnson digs a good hook to Jeremy's body.
Johnson tries for a takedown but Jeremy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Good work by Jeremy as he checks the leg kick.
Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Johnson.
Johnson tries to work over Jeremy's front leg with a kick but Jeremy checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jeremy lands an overhand right.
Johnson misses with a few strikes there.
Jeremy misses with a double jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jeremy. Johnson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Johnson lands a right hook to the body.
Jeremy stuffs the takedown.
Jeremy throws a series of punches but Johnson avoids them all with ease.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Johnson.
No joy there for Jeremy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jeremy misses with the combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Johnson.
Johnson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jeremy missing with a left hand there. Johnson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A big right from Johnson misses.
Jeremy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Johnson misses with a straight right.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Johnson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Johnson throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Johnson misses with a body kick.
Johnson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Jeremy.
Johnson misses with a straight right.
Jeremy pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Johnson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Jeremy sprawls well initially but Johnson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Jeremy is refusing to be controlled, as Johnson sits in half guard.
Johnson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Johnson perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Johnson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Johnson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Johnson has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Jeremy defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Johnson.
Jeremy has worked his way to half guard, taking advantage of Johnson's lack of action.
Jeremy on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Jeremy tries to get out of the position.
Jeremy is trying to stand up here but Johnson is controlling him well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeremy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Johnson.
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Johnson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Balrog Johnson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Johnson has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 27:30
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 27:30
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Balrog Johnson!
A very excited looking Balrog Johnson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.