PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tomato Can Ix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peko Talalelei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Can Ix has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Can Ix
vs
Talalelei

150 cm
18
130 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

171 cm
26
155 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tomato Can Ix!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Peko Talalelei!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Talalelei pushes Can Ix up against the cage in a clinch.
Can Ix is breathing heavily.
Talalelei scores with a nice hook to the head.
The referee is keeping an eye on Talalelei - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A short uppercut from Talalelei.
A body shot lands from Talalelei.
Can Ix could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
A hook to the body from Talalelei.
Talalelei lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Can Ix is rocked!
Talalelei dips a shoulder and cracks Can Ix with a mighty uppercut! Can Ix falls back against the cage and Talalelei unloads with a barrage of strikes! Can Ix is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Talalelei screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peko Talalelei!
Peko Talalelei very nearly forgot to thank Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.