PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blaze Stonebone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Zappa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Stonebone might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to 3 Fighters Leaving this Org. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Stonebone
vs
Zappa

193 cm
26
273 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

185 cm
19
235 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Experienced

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Blaze Stonebone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Frank Zappa!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stonebone tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Zappa is able to avoid easily.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Stonebone enables Zappa to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Stonebone manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Stonebone utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Zappa has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Zappa trying to control the position from guard on top but Stonebone is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stonebone keeping full guard, as Zappa tries to pass.
Stonebone not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Zappa won't allow Stonebone to sweep him here.
Stonebone is working hard here to advance position.
Zappa stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Stonebone swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Zappa should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonebone seems keen to control Zappa's posture.
Zappa trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Stonebone lands a jab to the head.
Zappa changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Stonebone tries to avoid it but Zappa manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Stonebone to the ground. Stonebone escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Stonebone listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like Frank Zappa has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stonebone slips under a jab from Zappa.
Stonebone throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Zappa counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Zappa is pressing down on Stonebone's thigh, looking to free his foot. Stonebone is holding on for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Zappa is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Zappa looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Stonebone is looking to control Zappa's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Stonebone avoid being mounted?

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Zappa trying to work for an americana but Stonebone has managed to regain full guard.
Stonebone is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

Zappa drops back looking for a leg! Stonebone is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Stonebone manages to kick Zappa off! Zappa jumps back into Stonebone's guard.
Stonebone knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Zappa on the ground.
Zappa wants to pass the guard but Stonebone is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zappa passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Zappa wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Stonebone, who protects the arm well.

Zappa tries for a kimura but Stonebone is defending well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A lull in the action here as Zappa stalls from top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Frank Zappa will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Frank Zappa's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Stonebone throws a looping overhand right but Zappa ducks down to avoid it.
A jab from Stonebone does it's job there.
Zappa slips a straight right by Stonebone.
Zappa uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stonebone.
Zappa throws a right hand that Stonebone ducks under and follows up with a left that Stonebone also avoids with ease.
Stonebone slips under a jab from Zappa.
Zappa closes this distance looking for a takedown but Stonebone circles away.
Stonebone throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stonebone lands with a cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Stonebone misses.
Stonebone misses with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonebone wants to clinch.

Stonebone closes the distance and clinches.
Stonebone throws a punch but it's blocked by Zappa.
A nice right hand lands inside from Stonebone.
Stonebone lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zappa takes a shot to the head.
Zappa has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Stonebone after a bit of a struggle.
Stonebone lands a hook that snaps the head of Zappa backwards.
Stonebone creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Zappa with a big uppercut! Zappa tries to clinch up but Stonebone pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Zappa to the mat! Zappa covers up and Stonebone unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Blaze Stonebone!
As Blaze Stonebone got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Chuck Schuldiner, Marlboro Mann, and myself are all asking to be released from our contracts immediately so I can move on to better organizations, like BHFC Las Vegas. Six straight wins here says that BHFC has nothing left for me to do. My and Schuldiner's bonuses have been sent.'.