PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manfred von Richthofen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Fatherfockerusus
vs
von Richthofen

186 cm
26
180 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

174 cm
25
184 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

[GTI] Divine Clothing (95% LAUNDRY)
{GTI} - HGH Nutrients

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Resistance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Manfred von Richthofen!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Fedor Mirinova and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
von Richthofen scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fatherfockerusus in his tracks.
Fatherfockerusus thows a body shot but no joy.
von Richthofen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A big right from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a one two combo.
von Richthofen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fatherfockerusus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
von Richthofen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fatherfockerusus slips a jab and a cross from von Richthofen.
Fatherfockerusus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
von Richthofen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fatherfockerusus scores with a sloppy right hand. von Richthofen should have avoided that one.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by von Richthofen.
Fatherfockerusus slips under a jab from von Richthofen.
Fatherfockerusus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. von Richthofen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
von Richthofen swinging wildly here.
von Richthofen avoids the body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a head kick.
von Richthofen throws the left hand but Fatherfockerusus avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a wild body kick that von Richthofen sees coming a mile off.
Fatherfockerusus jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
von Richthofen is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Fatherfockerusus.

von Richthofen is rocked!
von Richthofen looks to throw the jab but Fatherfockerusus is out of range.
von Richthofen is still on wobbly legs! Can Fatherfockerusus finish him?
von Richthofen checks the leg kick.
von Richthofen seems to have recovered his senses.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a decent looking hook.
Fatherfockerusus keeps the fight on the outside.
von Richthofen doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Fatherfockerusus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fatherfockerusus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fatherfockerusus smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A good leg kick by Fatherfockerusus.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A swing and a miss from von Richthofen.
Fatherfockerusus is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
von Richthofen throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a body kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
von Richthofen scores with a jab to the jaw.
von Richthofen lands a nice shot that snaps Fatherfockerusus's head back.
von Richthofen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fatherfockerusus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
von Richthofen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice body punch from Fatherfockerusus.
von Richthofen looks to land a left hand but Fatherfockerusus moved out of range nicely.
von Richthofen checks a leg kick.
von Richthofen fails with the takedown
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a straight right hand.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from von Richthofen misses the target.
von Richthofen takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
von Richthofen looks gassed!
Fatherfockerusus misses the jab.
Fatherfockerusus misses with an attempted mid kick.
von Richthofen throws a hook but Fatherfockerusus blocks it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Fatherfockerusus. von Richthofen shrugs it off though.
Fatherfockerusus pushes von Richthofen away with a front kick.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a punch to the head.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right hook to the body.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fatherfockerusus is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus digs a good body shot into von Richthofen's ribs.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a hook to the body. von Richthofen takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fatherfockerusus works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fatherfockerusus, right into the meat.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice leg kick that just misses von Richthofen's sensitive parts.
Fatherfockerusus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fatherfockerusus jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fatherfockerusus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from von Richthofen.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws a nice outside leg kick.
von Richthofen misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Manfred von Richthofen.

Fatherfockerusus bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops von Richthofen! He dives into his guard looking to finish!
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Fatherfockerusus loads up on a big left hand. von Richthofen felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Fatherfockerusus looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! von Richthofen can't hide his disappointment, as Fatherfockerusus celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus retains his welterweight title!
After winning the bout, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.