PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dutch Haze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Samurai Jack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Haze 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, i stand alone. Dutch Haze could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Samurai Jack's chin.

Haze
vs
Jack

150 cm
30
143 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

170 cm
23
156 lbs
8 - 3 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dutch Haze !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Samurai Jack!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Saam Ante and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haze fails with a takedown attempt.
Jack with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Jack closes the distance and clinches.
Jack lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Haze can't break the clinch.
Haze tries to break the clinch but Jack is controlling the position.
Jack scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jack lands an uppercut.
Jack misses with a knee strike.
Jack putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Haze in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jack landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Haze is breathing heavily.
Jack with a knee to the head.

It looks like Dutch Haze has been cut.
Haze takes a knee right on the jaw!
A nice right hand lands inside from Jack.
A short right from Jack on the inside.
Jack throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Haze s head.
Jack lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jack lands a good knee to the midsection. Haze won't want to take too many of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jack scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jack lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Haze working hard to break the clinch.
Jack with a knee to the head.
Jack with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jack lands with a light punch inside.
Jack tries a body shot but Haze blocks it.
A knee to the head by Jack.
Haze blocks a body shot from Jack.
Jack is pressed up against the cage. Haze has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Jack down to the mat. Jack avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Jack cracks Haze with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

Jack has closed the distance and engaged Haze in a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Jack.
Jack lands with a right to the head.
Jack digs a right hand underneath Haze 's ribcage. Haze let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Haze looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dutch Haze . That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jack lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Jack.
Jack landing knees to the body.
Jack lands with a left to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jack creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Jack scores a nice knee to the body.
Jack connects with a nasty looking knee right to Haze 's face.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jack.
Jack with a knee to the head.
Jack lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jack with a knee to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jack.
Jack putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Haze in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Jack landing knees to the head.
Jack connects with a knee to the head.
Jack connects with a nasty looking knee right to Haze 's face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jack lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Knees to the body from Jack.
Jack lands with a right to the head.
Jack landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jack lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Haze backwards.
A knee to the head by Jack.
Jack working Haze over with knees to the body.
Haze takes a knee right on the jaw!
Jack lands a body shot.
Jack throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jack as Haze tries to tie him up.
Jack lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jack is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Jack tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jack pushes Haze back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jack lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jack presses Haze against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jack with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Jack missing with knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Jack.
Jack landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Haze wants to stall.
Jack lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jack is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Jack lands a knee to the body.
Jack landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jack crunches a lovely knee into Haze 's ribcage.
Jack lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jack lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Samurai Jack dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dutch Haze 's cut.
That's time! Haze 's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jack takes the fight into the clinch.
A knee to the head by Jack.
Haze blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jack lands a shot to the body.
Jack lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jack landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Haze goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jack looking to throw knees to the head but Haze is blocking nicely.
Haze takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jack digs a right hand into Haze 's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Haze 's gas tank.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jack working Haze over with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jack with a knee to the head.
Jack landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jack lands a shoulder strike.
Jack landing knees to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jack lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jack utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Haze tries to pull guard but Jack forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Jack connects with a nasty looking knee right to Haze 's face.
Jack working Haze over with knees to the body.
Jack lands a shoulder strike.
Haze is trying to pull guard but Jack turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Jack putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Haze in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A short body shot lands from Jack as the two fighters clinch.
Jack scores with a shot to the side of Haze 's head.
Jack connects with a nasty looking knee right to Haze 's face.
Jack tries to land a knee to the head but Haze blocks with his arms.
Jack lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jack connects with a nasty looking knee right to Haze 's face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jack unloads a knee to the mid-section.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Haze takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jack with a knee to the head.
Haze wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A knee to the head by Jack.
Haze is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Haze dodges an elbow strike from Jack.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Jack obliges.
A short left from Jack.
Jack landing knees to the head.
A knee to the head by Jack.
Jack connects with a knee to the head.
Jack has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A knee to the head by Jack.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jack with a knee to the head.
Samurai Jack seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Haze is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Jack pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dutch Haze . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jack with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Haze looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jack looking to throw knees to the head but Haze is blocking nicely.
Haze tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jack smiles and moves away.
Jack stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jack wants it to stay on the feet.
Jack connects with a body shot that sends Haze 's belly button to the back.
Haze blocks a leg kick.
Jack motions for Haze to come forward. Jack throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Haze gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Jack counters with a big head kick but Haze shrugs it off.
Haze takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Haze checks a low kick from Jack.
Jack connects with a solid leg kick.
Jack lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Haze backs up against the cage.
Jack throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Haze 's head.
Dutch Haze is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Haze takes a jab right on the kisser.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Jack has Haze up against the cage in a clinch.
Jack is pressed up against the cage. Haze has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Jack down to the mat. Jack avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
A head kick misses from Jack.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Samurai Jack showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Dutch Haze 's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Jack throws a head kick that misses.
Horrible takedown by Haze or perhaps it was just good defense by Jack which made him look bad.
Samurai Jack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Haze avoids the head kick by Jack.
Haze gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A jab lands there for Jack.
Haze shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jack as he jumps to the side.
Jack misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jack lands a head kick!
Jack cracks Haze with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jack looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jack swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jack motions for Haze to come forward. Jack throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Samurai Jack is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Haze on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jack connects with a solid leg kick.
Haze moves out of range of the body kick from Jack.

Jack has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jack lands a nice uppercut.
Jack with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jack takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Haze has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Jack regains guard immediately.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Haze stopping the sweep attempt from Jack.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haze throwing strikes but missing.
Haze has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Jack wants to stand and escape but Haze is having none of it.
Haze won't allow Jack to sweep him here.
Jack avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Haze postures up in Jack's guard and throws a big left but Jack blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jack bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Haze 's guard.
Haze keeping moving, preventing Jack from controlling successfully.
Jack controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Haze doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Jack wants to control from the top but Haze keeps moving.
Dutch Haze has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Samurai Jack was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Jack throws a right and a left that both miss.
Haze moves out of range of the body kick.
Haze misses with a takedown attempt - Jack sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dutch Haze . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jack moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jack fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Haze has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jack has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Haze shoots in and drives through. Jack sprawls well.
Jack lands with a nice body punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Haze on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Haze takes a body punch but keeps moving.

And that's the end of the fight!
Samurai Jack comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jack has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 26:30
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 26:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Samurai Jack!
A relieved looking Samurai Jack thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.