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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nitrous Oxide (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mustard Kunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nitrous Oxide could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Mustard Kunt's chin.
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205 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
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181 cm
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209 lbs
6 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great low kicks
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nitrous Oxide!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mustard Kunt!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Illya Tyunina and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oxide fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kunt has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Oxide slips a straight right by Kunt.
Oxide uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kunt.
Kunt scores with a hook.
Oxide throws a sloppy head kick and Kunt moves out of range easily.
A slow jab from Kunt misses its intended target.
Kunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Oxide was well out of range. Poor timing from Kunt.
Kunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Kunt throws a lazy head kick
and Oxide counters with a nice leg kick.
Oxide throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A punch combination from Kunt misses.
Oxide feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kunt's calf.
Kunt digs a good hook to Oxide's body.
Kunt throws a leg kick but Oxide sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kunt is looking to score with low kicks.
Oxide goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oxide lands with a shot to the body.
Kunt takes a kick to the side of the head.
Kunt lands a jab to Oxide's midsection.
Kunt is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Oxide rather than just go for the knockout.
Oxide tries a head kick but it misses.
Kunt swings for the body but Oxide moves out of range.
Kunt looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
It looks like Mustard Kunt has been cut.
Oxide fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Oxide misses with a body shot.
Kunt throws a chopping leg kick but Oxide manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kunt blocks a head kick by Oxide.
Kunt throws a shot from downtown. Oxide moves away and avoids it.
Kunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Oxide moves away.
Oxide dodges the punch combination from Kunt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kunt just misses with a punch to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oxide lands with a slapping head kick.
A head kick by Kunt misses
and Oxide connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nice defenses there by Oxide.
A head kick misses from Oxide.
Kunt throws out a leg kick but Oxide moves out of range and Kunt only half commits.
Oxide throws a head kick that Kunt semi-blocks.
Kunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Oxide.
Kunt chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Oxide can pounce on him.
Kunt lands a nice shot that snaps Oxide's head back.
Kunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Oxide was well out of range. Poor timing from Kunt.
Nice body punch from Kunt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oxide scores with a kick to the body.
Kunt misses with a kick to the body.
Oxide throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kunt looks to land a combination but Oxide avoids it well.
Kunt misses the jab.
Oxide throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kunt's head.
Kunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Oxide uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kunt.
Kunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Oxide.
Kunt misses with a wild body shot.
Kunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Oxide.
Oxide takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Oxide thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Kunt if he has to take too many more of those.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oxide throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kunt fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Oxide is out of range.
Oxide dodges the punch combination from Kunt.
The fighters circling - Kunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kunt throws a leg kick
and Oxide counters with a good low kick that Kunt was not able to check.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Oxide lands a head kick. Kunt smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Kunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Kunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Oxide was well out of range. Poor timing from Kunt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kunt throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Oxide moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Kunt looks gassed!
A slapping leg kick lands for Oxide.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nitrous Oxide dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Oxide keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Oxide avoids the body shot from Kunt.
Kunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Oxide sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Oxide uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kunt.
Kunt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Oxide keeps Kunt at a distance using the push kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Kunt crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Oxide - the referee stops the clock and Kunt gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Oxide. Kunt manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Kunt is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Kunt lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Nitrous Oxide is winning the standup battle so far.
Kunt on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Oxide explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Oxide misses with a body shot.
Kunt is breathing heavily.
Oxide scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kunt chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Oxide can pounce on him.
Nice body kick there by Oxide.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kunt closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kunt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Oxide scoring well with a low kick there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Oxide.
A lazy left from Oxide finds it's target.
That has opened up Mustard Kunt's cut even more.
Oxide lands a high kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Oxide.
Oxide fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Oxide lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Oxide cracks Kunt with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Oxide throws a quick inside leg kick.
Oxide throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oxide lands with a nice combination. Kunt backs away looking to recover.
Oxide is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kunt misses with a few strikes there.
Kunt has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Oxide.
Oxide avoids a kick to the body.
Kunt takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Oxide has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Oxide lands a leg kick that knocks Kunt off balance momentarily.
Oxide throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kunt.
Oxide uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kunt.
Kunt takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Oxide.
Oxide throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kunt's head.
The cut above Mustard Kunt's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Oxide lands a nice looking body kick.
Oxide moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Oxide lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kunt takes a step back to recover.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oxide connects with a high kick.
Kunt misses with a series of wild punches.
Good exchange - Oxide coming out on top.
Kunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Oxide was well out of range. Poor timing from Kunt.
Oxide is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kunt can do to turn this around?
Kunt walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kunt doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Oxide misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kunt digs a good body shot into Oxide's ribs.
Kunt throws a head kick that misses
and Oxide counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mustard Kunt's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Oxide lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kunt will feel that in the morning.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oxide moves out of range of the strikes.
Kunt throws a wild body kick that Oxide sees coming a mile off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oxide throws out a loose jab but Kunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Oxide was well out of range. Poor timing from Kunt.
Oxide plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A slapping body kick lands there for Oxide.
Mustard Kunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oxide lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kunt's sensitive parts.
Oxide cracks the inside of Kunt's front leg.
Oxide is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Oxide misses the shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Oxide scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Oxide throws a leg kick which misses Kunt's front leg but catches the back leg as Kunt tries to avoid it.
Oxide throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nitrous Oxide dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Oxide thumps Kunt with a low kick.
Kunt's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Kunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Oxide moves away.
Kunt throws a lazy body kick
and Oxide counters with a nice uppercut.
A slow jab from Kunt misses its intended target.
Oxide lands an overhand right.
Kunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Oxides jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Oxide looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kunt throws a poor cross that misses
and Oxide counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Oxide connects with a nice looking jab.
Kunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Oxide throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mustard Kunt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Nitrous Oxide!
Nitrous Oxide very nearly forgot to thank BioLuvoil amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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hype
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