PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Greg Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zapp Brannigan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evans comes to the cage accompanied by Everybody Down. Brannigan has chosen Jackyl -- The Lumberjack as his entrance music. Zapp Brannigan has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Greg Evans's chin.

Evans
vs
Brannigan

225 cm
32
282 lbs
16 - 12 - 1

195 cm
28
245 lbs
27 - 21 - 0

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Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Greg Evans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zapp Brannigan!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Evans throws a right hand that Brannigan ducks under and follows up with a left that Brannigan also avoids with ease.
Evans misses with a kick to the body
and Brannigan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Greg Evans has been cut.
Evans swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Brannigan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Evans blocks a head kick by Brannigan.
Evans throws a jab when Brannigan was well out of range.
Brannigan scores with a hook to the body. Evans takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Brannigan scores with a hook to the body. Evans takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Evans is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A thudding body kick lands there by Brannigan!
A low kick from Evans is predictable there
and Brannigan counters with a thumping low kick.
Brannigan stuns Evans with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Brannigan lands a big head kick that sends Evans to the canvas! Brannigan follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zapp Brannigan!
After the fight, Zapp Brannigan was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.