PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dan Jersey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike The Meth Addict (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying The Meth Addict's choice of entrance music: Lava Lava by Boys Noize. Mike The Meth Addict has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Dan Jersey's chin.

Jersey
vs
The Meth Addict

189 cm
26
195 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

196 cm
27
194 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dan Jersey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike The Meth Addict!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Meth Addict swings widly with a right hand
and Jersey counters with a nice uppercut.
Jersey throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jersey slips under a jab from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict throws a shot to the body.

Jersey shoots in and bounces The Meth Addict off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Jersey is looking to work some ground and pound but The Meth Addict has wrist control.
The Meth Addict keeping full guard, as Jersey tries to pass.
Jersey connects with a couple of short punches.
Jersey trying to control but The Meth Addict is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jersey working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jersey slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Jersey trying to control but The Meth Addict is working from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Dan Jersey just wasn't active enough.
The Meth Addict defending well as Jersey loads up on a big left hand.
Mike The Meth Addict is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jersey fails with the takedown.
The Meth Addict has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from The Meth Addict there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jersey pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Meth Addict jabs Jersey to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The Meth Addict gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jersey.
Jersey wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jersey misses with a double jab.
The Meth Addict slips under a jab.
The Meth Addict circles away from the clinch attempt.
The Meth Addict uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jersey has time to react.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Meth Addict misses with a looping left.
The Meth Addict swings for the body but Jersey moves out of range.
The Meth Addict bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jersey keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Meth Addict swinging wildly here.
Jersey lands a straight punch to the body, keeping The Meth Addict at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jersey throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Meth Addict uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jersey.
The Meth Addict lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Jersey looks to land a combination but The Meth Addict avoids it well.
The Meth Addict misses with a double jab.
The Meth Addict throws a shot from downtown. Jersey moves away and avoids it.
The Meth Addict looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A jab lands there for Jersey.
The Meth Addict scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jersey showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict slips a jab from Jersey.
The Meth Addict takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Jersey gets a double leg takedown into The Meth Addict's guard.
The Meth Addict controlling Jersey's posture.
Jersey throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Meth Addict works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jersey is stalling in the full guard.
Jersey trying to control but The Meth Addict is working from the bottom.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jersey working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dan Jersey dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Jersey throws a jab but it's blocked by The Meth Addict.
Jersey delivers a nice body kick.
The Meth Addict thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Meth Addict tests Jersey's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jersey connects with a single shot there.
The Meth Addict misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jersey.
The Meth Addict moves out of range as Jersey strikes.
Jersey throws a head kick but The Meth Addict moves out of range.
The Meth Addict misses with a body shot.
Jersey scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jersey misses the jab.
Jersey keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jersey lands a right hook to the body.
Jersey shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Meth Addict lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jersey circles away quickly and effectively.
The Meth Addict lands with a nice body punch.
The Meth Addict throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Meth Addict ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jersey moves away.
Jersey blocks a jab.
Mike The Meth Addict is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Meth Addict misses with a body punch
and Jersey counters with a nice uppercut.
Jersey swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jersey connects with a jab.
Dan Jersey is winning the standup battle so far.
A punch combination from The Meth Addict misses.
The Meth Addict thows a body shot but no joy.
Jersey dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Meth Addict throws a combination that misses
and Jersey counters with a straight right hand.
The Meth Addict throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Meth Addict misses with a double jab.
Dan Jersey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jersey. That's going to slow The Meth Addict down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jersey fails with the takedown.
Jersey throws a head kick that The Meth Addict semi-blocks.

It looks like Mike The Meth Addict has been cut.
The Meth Addict punishes Jersey's body with a nice straight punch.
Jersey gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The Meth Addict throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jersey.
The Meth Addict throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A big left from Jersey misses.

Jersey looking to score a takedown here. The Meth Addict is defending well but Jersey drives through and ends up in The Meth Addict's guard.
The Meth Addict utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jersey trying to control the position from guard on top but The Meth Addict is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The Meth Addict being controlled here, momentarily.

We're going to have a standup here because Dan Jersey wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
The Meth Addict misses with a looping left.
A swing and a miss from Jersey.
Jersey will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Jersey does no damage.
Jersey throws a big shot that misses.
A telegraphed right hand from The Meth Addict misses the target.
Jersey misses with a wild body shot.
Left hook, right uppercut from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict scores with a crisp jab that stopped Jersey in his tracks.
Jersey dips to his left and cracks The Meth Addict with an uppercut!
The Meth Addict throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Meth Addict is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Jersey rather than just go for the knockout.
The Meth Addict throws a predictable looking body shot
and Jersey counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Meth Addict misses with a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jersey misses with a hook.
The Meth Addict loads up on a big right hand but Jersey slips the punch.
The Meth Addict misses with a two punch combination.
Jersey just misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dan Jersey dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mike The Meth Addict's cut.
That's time! Jersey's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

The Meth Addict throws a jab when Jersey was well out of range.
The Meth Addict lands a slapping body shot.
Jersey is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict works Jersey's body with a nice hook.
The Meth Addict looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The Meth Addict swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jersey.
The Meth Addict misses with the combination.
The Meth Addict thows a left - swing and a miss!
A big right from The Meth Addict misses.
Jersey scores with a jab to the head.
Jersey scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Jersey scores with a nice head shot.
The Meth Addict ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Meth Addict throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jersey misses the jab.
The Meth Addict misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jersey. The Meth Addict does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jersey connects with a leg kick. The Meth Addict looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jersey keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jersey.
Jersey lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jersey throws a looping overhand right but The Meth Addict ducks down to avoid it.
The Meth Addict feints a jab promting Jersey to slip. The Meth Addict then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Jersey slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The Meth Addict just misses with a punch to the body.
Jersey fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jersey connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jersey throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jersey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Good standup being displayed there by The Meth Addict as he connects with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jersey looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? The Meth Addict is fending him off so far but Jersey persists. Nope, The Meth Addict circles away and we're back to standing.
Jersey thows a body shot but no joy.
The Meth Addict blocks a head kick by Jersey.
Dan Jersey is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jersey throws a nice inside leg kick.
The Meth Addict takes a swing at Jersey's ribcage but misses.
Jersey scores with a nice strike.
Jersey tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Meth Addict was well out of range. Poor timing from Jersey.
The Meth Addict ducks under a wild hook from Jersey.
The Meth Addict fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jersey manages to avoid it.
Good exchange - The Meth Addict coming out on top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict throws a big shot that misses.
The Meth Addict misses with a hook to the body
and Jersey counters with a good low kick that The Meth Addict was not able to check.
Good leg kick by Jersey there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Meth Addict scores with a hook to the body. Jersey takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jersey scores with a jab to the body.
A jab from Jersey misses.
The Meth Addict takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jersey tries to clinch but fails miserably
and The Meth Addict counters with a nice uppercut.
The Meth Addict thows a body shot but no joy.
Jersey looks to score with a jab to the body but The Meth Addict is just out of range.
Jersey lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Jersey connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jersey misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jersey uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Meth Addict.
Nice jab there from Jersey.
A swing and a miss from The Meth Addict.
Jersey dodges the punch combination from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict lands with a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jersey slips under a jab from The Meth Addict.
Jersey scores with a shot to the body.
Jersey thumps The Meth Addict with a low kick.
The Meth Addict misses the jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Meth Addict throws an overhand right that lands on Jersey's shoulder, as Jersey tries to avoid the shot.
The Meth Addict cracks Jersey with a right hand to the side of the head.
Mike The Meth Addict has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Meth Addict misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jersey.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dan Jersey.
Well Jersey has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dan Jersey!