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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ginger Root (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes into the arena with Winning! - Charlie Sheen blaring out of the sound system. Root comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Viva la Vida kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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266 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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218 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ginger Root!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Root at a distance.
Sheen lands a jab to the nose.
Root gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Sheen scores with a nice head shot.
Root tries to clinch there but Sheen circles away.
Root is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Root takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Root shoots in looking for a takedown. Sheen tries to sprawl out of it but Root keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Sheen manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jab, jab by Sheen - just one landing.
Sheen throws a series of punches but Root avoids them all with ease.
Root tries for a takedown but Sheen sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Sheen lands a slapping body shot.
Nice sprawl there from Sheen as Root shoots in.
Charlie Sheen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ginger Root.
Root tries to clinch up.
Sheen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Root drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Root is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Sheen is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Root swings around for an armbar but Sheen sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Root's guard.
Sheen stands up from Root's guard - Sheen perhaps looking for a knockout.
Sheen thuds a left hand into Root's body.
Sheen connects with a body shot that sends Root's belly button to the back.
Sheen goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Sheen digs a good hook to Root's body.
Root looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen sizes up Root with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Root doesn't manage to clinch there - Sheen circles away.
Sheen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Root stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sheen works the jab nicely.
Sheen tests Root's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Root is rocked!
Sheen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Root is still on wobbly legs! Can Sheen finish him?
Sheen lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Root head around and knocks him out cold! Sheen hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charlie Sheen!
A relieved looking Charlie Sheen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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