PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Darth Paduwan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asmir-Haj Zslevski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paduwan comes to the cage accompanied by Bitch. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Paduwan
vs
Zslevski

178 cm
22
151 lbs
9 - 2 - 2

181 cm
28
176 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Darth Paduwan !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Asmir-Haj Zslevski!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Mauricio Rocha and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paduwan tries to clinch but Zslevski is having none of it.

Paduwan gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Zslevski blocks an elbow strike.
Zslevski leaning his opponent against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Zslevski avoids the elbow strike from Paduwan , against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Paduwan just misses with a elbow thrown towards Zslevski's brow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Paduwan just misses with a elbow thrown towards Zslevski's brow.
Paduwan throws an elbow that misses.
Zslevski content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Zslevski looking to slow down the pace here.
Zslevski seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
Zslevski holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Asmir-Haj Zslevski.

Paduwan fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Zslevski, pushing him back against the cage.
Zslevski avoiding damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zslevski is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Paduwan to keep the fight standing.
Zslevski is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Paduwan is keeping busy.
Paduwan creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Zslevski's defenses.

It looks like Asmir-Haj Zslevski has been cut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Paduwan throws an elbow but misses.
Paduwan lands a damaging elbow.
Zslevski jumps guard but Paduwan stands there with Zslevski around his waist. Zslevski gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Zslevski is trying to pull guard but Paduwan has him pressed against the cage.
Darth Paduwan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Asmir-Haj Zslevski.
Zslevski avoids a wild elbow strike from Paduwan .
Paduwan throws an elbow that misses.
Paduwan pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zslevski tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Paduwan just stands there and leans against the cage.
Paduwan throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Paduwan taking a breather.
Nice elbow from Paduwan .
Paduwan stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Zslevski breaks from the clinch.
A big left from Zslevski misses.
Zslevski dodges the punch combination from Paduwan .
Paduwan wants to clinch.
Zslevski misses with a straight right.
Zslevski misses with a hook

and Paduwan moves into the clinch.
Zslevski dodges an elbow strike from Paduwan .
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Paduwan misses with an elbow over the top.
Zslevski avoids a wild elbow strike from Paduwan .
Paduwan misses with an elbow over the top.
Paduwan gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Paduwan throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paduwan looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Come on Paduwan - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

Zslevski pulls guard effortlessly.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zslevski is trying to control the position but Paduwan postures up.
Paduwan throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Zslevski works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Zslevski is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Paduwan stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Zslevski swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Paduwan preventing the sweep.

Zslevski working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Paduwan doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Paduwan manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Zslevski is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Paduwan frees his head nicely. Oh but Zslevski has switched to an armbar! Paduwan is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Asmir-Haj Zslevski!
A very excited looking Asmir-Haj Zslevski made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.