PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gardensnake The Pendulum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sato Peck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Peck's choice of entrance music: What, what in tha butt?. Gardensnake The Pendulum has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

The Pendulum
vs
Peck

185 cm
25
235 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

195 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gardensnake The Pendulum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sato Peck!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Pendulum thumps Peck with a low kick.
The Pendulum misses with an uppercut.

Peck shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. The Pendulum manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Peck should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Peck trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Peck throwing strikes but missing.
The Pendulum on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if The Pendulum tries to get out of the position.
Peck postures up in The Pendulum's guard and throws a big left but The Pendulum blocks it.
Peck lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Gardensnake The Pendulum's cut is getting worse.
Peck advances position into side control!
The Pendulum is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Peck is working The Pendulum over with some ground and pound from side control.

Gardensnake The Pendulum's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Gardensnake The Pendulum's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Sato Peck!
A very excited looking Sato Peck rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.