PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Karate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wacky Chan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karate comes to the cage accompanied by Keith Murray - Slap Somebody. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. The key to victory for Joey Karate has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Karate
vs
Chan

190 cm
25
250 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

175 cm
25
245 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joey Karate!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wacky Chan!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Karate connects with a single shot there.
Chan scoring well with a low kick there.
Karate catches Chan with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Karate moves out of range of the body kick from Chan.
Karate rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Chan.
Karate misses with a body shot.
Karate lands the left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Karate throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Karate throws a hook to the side of Chan's head but Chan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chan goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Karate fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chan manages to avoid it.
Chan thows a body kick. Karate tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A good leg kick by Chan.
Chan misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crunch! Chan slams his shin into Karate's torso.
Chan tries to clinch up.
Karate punishes Chan's body with a nice straight punch.
Chan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Karate sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chan keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Karate.
Chan slips a jab and a cross from Karate.
Karate goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Karate swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chan looks to score with a jab to the body but Karate is just out of range.
Chan dips to his left and cracks Karate with an uppercut!
The fighters circle momentarily. Karate darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Karate bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chan moves out of range of the strikes.
Karate closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Karate connects with a body shot.
Karate lands a nice looking body shot.
Karate is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Karate lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Chan at a distance.
Chan takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Chan looks gassed!
A punch lands to the side of Chan 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Chan is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Chan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Karate was well out of range. Poor timing from Chan.
Chan has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Karate finds it's way round the side to connect with Chan's head.
A head kick from Chan lands but Karate takes it in his stride.
Karate misses with a wild combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chan takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Karate connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Chan misses with a head kick.
Karate thuds a left hand into Chan's body.
Both fighters circling a little - Chan finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Karate is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Chan throws a big shot that misses.
Nice uppercut lands for Karate. That snapped Chan's head back.
A jab from Chan misses.
Chan fails in his attempt to clinch.
Karate keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chan cracks the inside of Karate's front leg.
Karate blocks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Karate throws out a powerful jab.
Chan takes a swing at Karate's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Karate moves out of range as Chan throws a body kick.
Chan lands a leg kick that knocks Karate off balance momentarily.
Karate is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Decent striking displayed by Karate there.
Chan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wacky Chan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chan misses with a low kick.
Chan throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
That kick from Chan tenderised Karate's leg. Karate is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Karate moves out of range of the body kick.
Karate works Chan's body with a nice hook.
Karate connects with a body shot that sends Chan's belly button to the back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joey Karate dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Karate cracks Chan with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Karate dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Karate has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chan.
Karate throws a body punch but Chan moves out of range.
Chan wants to land a leg kick but Karate is out of range.
Karate takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Karate throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Karate takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Nice shot lands for Karate.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Karate rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nice straight punches there by Karate. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Karate.
Chan is breathing heavily.
Karate tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Chan closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Joey Karate is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chan takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Karate scores with a decent looking hook.

Chan is rocked!
Karate closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Chan out cold! Chan corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Joey Karate!
Joey Karate made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Nobody really knows Im a trained fuckin assassin. A Cuban black belt, I lost my rank on the fuckin boat ride over. They knocked me down to a green belt, but Im fightin to get it back, You-undastand-me?'.