PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hokey Smeinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Parmalee Sackett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smeinen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Far Away. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Smeinen
vs
Sackett

185 cm
25
280 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

188 cm
25
220 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hokey Smeinen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Parmalee Sackett!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smeinen connects with a high kick.

It looks like Parmalee Sackett has been cut.
Smeinen fails with an attempt to clinch.
Smeinen throws a wild body kick that Sackett sees coming a mile off.
Smeinen will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Sackett scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Parmalee Sackett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sackett's corner calls for a 1-2. Sackett obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sackett scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sackett thows a left - swing and a miss!
Smeinen moves out of range as Sackett strikes.
Smeinen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Sackett looks to throw the jab but Smeinen is out of range.
Smeinen attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sackett looks to throw the jab but Smeinen is out of range.
Sackett shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Smeinen blocks a low kick nicely.
Smeinen throws a body kick that misses.
Sackett throws a jab when Smeinen was well out of range.
Sackett misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Smeinen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smeinen fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Sackett checks it well.
Sackett uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Smeinen.
Smeinen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Smeinen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sackett throws out the jab.
Sackett just misses with a punch to the body.
Sackett tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Smeinen throws a leg kick but Sackett checks it.
Sackett loads up on a big right hand but Smeinen slips the punch.
Sackett throws an overhand right that lands on Smeinen's shoulder, as Smeinen tries to avoid the shot.
The fighters circling - Sackett throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sackett throws a front kick aimed at Smeinen's knee but Smeinen avoids it well.
A telegraphed right hand from Sackett misses the target.
Smeinen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sackett.
Smeinen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Smeinen thuds his shin into the meat of Sackett's side.
Sackett looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Smeinen lands with a nice body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Sackett.
Smeinen throws a leg kick which misses Sackett's front leg but catches the back leg as Sackett tries to avoid it.
Sackett tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Smeinen scores with a nice body kick.

Smeinen closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Smeinen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sackett is defending well for now.
Smeinen lands an elbow inside that Sackett shrugs off.
Smeinen lands a damaging elbow.

That has opened up Parmalee Sackett's cut even more.
Sackett avoids a wild elbow strike from Smeinen.
Smeinen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Sackett avoids a wild elbow strike from Smeinen.
Smeinen throws an elbow but it misses.
Sackett can't break the clinch.
Smeinen lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

The cut above Parmalee Sackett's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Parmalee Sackett's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Hokey Smeinen!
After winning the bout, Hokey Smeinen thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.