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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maurico Hates Decisions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nero Wolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hates Decisions's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Defqon Ending!. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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260 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Maurico Hates Decisions!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Nero Wolf!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Sam Margolis and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolf lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hates Decisions at a distance.
Hates Decisions feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Wolfs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Good exchange - Hates Decisions coming out on top.
Wolf throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hates Decisions rushes Wolf and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Hates Decisions throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wolfs head.
Hates Decisions is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Wolf wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wolf wants a takedown but no success here.
Wolf wants to break free but Hates Decisions has control.
Wolf is trying to break the clinch but Hates Decisions is controlling him.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hates Decisions.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wolf is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Hates Decisions to keep the fight standing.
Wolf throws a punch but it's blocked by Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hates Decisions stalling in the clinch but Wolf improves position.
Hates Decisions lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wolf jumps guard but Hates Decisions turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Maurico Hates Decisions has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nero Wolf.
Wolf throws a punch but it's blocked by Hates Decisions.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hates Decisions throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hates Decisions.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hates Decisions.
Wolf looks gassed!
Nice body punch from Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions lands a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hates Decisions with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions unloads a knee to the mid-section. Wolf lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Hates Decisions putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Wolf in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions unloads a knee to the mid-section. Wolf lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Hates Decisions cracks Wolf with a nice body shot.
Hates Decisions is working Wolf over against the cage.
Hates Decisions blocks an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions has Wolf pressed against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Hates Decisions for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions digs a right hand underneath Wolf's ribcage. Wolf let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Hates Decisions throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hates Decisions pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hates Decisions landing knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Hates Decisions - that landed with a thud.
Nice body punch from Hates Decisions.
Wolf takes a knee right on the jaw!
Knees in the clinch landing for Hates Decisions.
Wolf letting Hates Decisions take a breather here.
A short body shot lands from Hates Decisions as the two fighters clinch.
Hates Decisions lands a knee to the head.
Hates Decisions connects with a nasty looking knee right to Wolf's face.
Hates Decisions lands a knee to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions lands a body punch.
Hates Decisions lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Hates Decisions lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hates Decisions landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hates Decisions landing knees to the head.
It looks like Nero Wolf has been cut.
Hates Decisions slowing the pace effectively.
Hates Decisions lands an uppercut.
Hates Decisions is working Wolf over against the cage.
Hates Decisions is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Hates Decisions lands a knee to the head.
Wolf is rocked!
Hates Decisions takes control of his opponent's neck and spins him into the cage. Wolf is off balance and as he stumbles, Hates Decisions throws a jumping knee that lands flush on Wolf's chin, knocking him out cold! Oh my word - what a knockout! Definitely one for his highlight reel! If he ever decides to rob a bank and run off to Morocco, that moment is defintely worthy of a tacky mural!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Maurico Hates Decisions!
A victorious Maurico Hates Decisions thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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