PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jon Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Coming Home. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jones
vs
Anderson

225 cm
21
199 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

180 cm
21
184 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jon Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Turd Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Ryoma Takatsuka and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

Anderson shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Jones manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anderson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jones swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Anderson is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Jones pulls Anderson in close to prevent any damage.
Anderson trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
Jones on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Jones tries to get out of the position.
Jones is controlling Anderson's posture.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.
Jones knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Anderson on the ground.

We're going to have a standup here because Jon Jones wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Anderson with a poor takedown
and Jones counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jones misses the jab.
Anderson fails with a takedown attempt.
Anderson shoots for a takedown but Jones saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jon Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd Anderson.
Anderson fails to land the takedown.

Anderson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Anderson wants to take a breather but Jones is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson controlling the pace.
Anderson stops Jones from getting back to his feet.

Anderson is trying for a kimura here. Jones looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Anderson wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Turd Anderson!
Our winner, Turd Anderson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.