PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between David Kyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kyle kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Big Booty Woman. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Kyle
vs
Titties

179 cm
26
155 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

180 cm
31
158 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Canuck Beavermeat Nutrition
[CBK] The Smashwear Corporation

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, David Kyle!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Hirohito Nitta and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kyle moves away.
Kyle staying out of range there.
Kyle throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Titties throws a head kick that misses.
Titties throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kyle avoids the head kick by Titties.
Kyle throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
Kyle throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Titties on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Kyle shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Titties eats them both and turns towards Kyle to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kyle swings for the body but Titties moves out of range.
Kyle misses with a leg kick
and Titties counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kyle misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kyle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Kyle.
Titties avoids the body shot from Kyle.
Kyle scores with a head kick. Titties tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Titties rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kyle counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kyle takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Titties takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Titties missing with a left hand there. Kyle was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Titties gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Titties with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Titties is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kyle.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kyle, as that shot connected.

Titties is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kyle slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Titties is still on wobbly legs! Can Kyle finish him?
Kyle throws a big shot that misses.
A head kick by Kyle misses
and Titties counters with a two punch combo.
Titties misses with a hook
enabling Kyle to counter with a crisp jab.
Titties misses with a low kick.

Kyle moves into the clinch.
Titties is stalling here.
Kyle lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kyle landing knees to the head.
Titties tries to pull guard but Kyle won't allow it.
Kyle scores with a shoulder strike.
Kyle lands a body punch.
Titties looks gassed!
Kyle softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kyle lands a right hand.
A left hand lands to the body for Kyle.
Kyle pushes Titties against the cage. Kyle is working some dirty boxing. Kyle pushes off with a quick right hook! Titties goes down! Titties tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Kyle moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Kyle!
David Kyle retains his lightweight title!
Our winner, David Kyle, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.