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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp The Troller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blargo McBlargo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Blargo McBlargo was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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214 lbs
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210 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Good takedowns
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Derp The Troller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Blargo McBlargo!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Skip Squint and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McBlargo looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for The Troller!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
The Troller tries to hold on but McBlargo pushes him away.
McBlargo looking to secure an arm triangle but The Troller defends it well.
The Troller is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The Troller defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from McBlargo.
McBlargo is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. The Troller can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
McBlargo looking to secure an arm triangle but The Troller defends it well.
McBlargo is working for a guillotine from mount but The Troller frees his head quite easily.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
The Troller tries to lock up and control but McBlargo gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
McBlargo looking to secure an arm triangle but The Troller defends it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McBlargo looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
McBlargo looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
The Troller tries to lock up and control but McBlargo gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McBlargo jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… The Troller is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by The Troller and McBlargo has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
The Troller manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
The Troller looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The Troller is looking for a sweep. McBlargo is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McBlargo is looking for a kimura here.
McBlargo is sneakily working for an arm triangle but The Troller sees it coming and defends easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McBlargo is thwarting The Troller's attempts to control the position.
McBlargo wants to pass the guard but The Troller is defending well.
The Troller looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
McBlargo seems to be working for a kimura but The Troller defends the submission attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Troller trying to control from the bottom.
The Troller wants to get back to full guard.
McBlargo looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
McBlargo is pressing down on The Troller's thigh, looking to free his foot. The Troller is holding on for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McBlargo passes to full mount!
The Troller sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
McBlargo is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! The Troller is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Blargo McBlargo!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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