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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonny Hunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hunt comes to the cage accompanied by Ace of Spades by Motorhead. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Jonny Hunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Glass and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hunt throws a poor cross that misses
and Zoidberg counters with a leg kick.
A combination from Hunt does no damage.
Hunt checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
A slapping leg kick lands for Zoidberg.
Hunt misses with a looping left.
Hunt slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hunt connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Hunt takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zoidberg throws out a leg kick but Hunt moves out of range and Zoidberg only half commits.
Hunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Hunt throws out a loose jab but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hunt cracks Zoidberg with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hunt is looking to score with low kicks.
Zoidberg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hunt misses with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Hunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hunt throws a right hand that misses
and Zoidberg counters with a nice body kick.
Hunt circles away from the clinch attempt.
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Hunt moved away.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up but Hunt circles away and keeps his distance.
A head kick from Hunt lands but Zoidberg takes it in his stride.
Zoidberg chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Zoidberg moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg throws a leg kick
and Zoidberg takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That has opened up John Zoidberg's cut even more.
Zoidberg tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Hunt is able to avoid easily.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hunt missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg avoids the elbow strike from Hunt, against the cage.
Hunt blocks an elbow strike.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Hunt blocks it.
With the fighters up against the cage, Hunt throws an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg blocks an elbow strike from Hunt.
Zoidberg takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Hunt's ribcage.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Hunt blocks with his arms.
Hunt wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Hunt tries to land knees in the clinch but Zoidberg avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg avoids the elbow strike from Hunt, against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The cut above John Zoidberg's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Hunt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Hunt takes a knee to the side of the body.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
It looks like Jonny Hunt has been cut.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hunt avoids it.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Hunt misses with an elbow strike.
Hunt lands a left hand.
Hunt throws a head punch that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hunt missing with knees to the body.
Hunt pushes off an throws an elbow but Zoidberg leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Hunt takes a knee right on the jaw!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hunt.
With the fighters up against the cage, Hunt throws an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Hunt shrugs off.
Hunt misses with a knee to the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Hunt's brow.
Hunt is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Hunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Zoidberg dodges the punch combination from Hunt.
Zoidberg connects with an inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg is looking to clinch but Hunt is avoiding it.
Hunt stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoidberg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jonny Hunt will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!
Hunt checks a leg kick.
Zoidberg attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hunt checks the leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Hunt tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hunt closes the distance and clinches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hunt.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Hunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg working Hunt over with knees to the body.
Hunt creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
John Zoidberg seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hunt is defending well for now.
Zoidberg prevents a body shot from Hunt.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hunt.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zoidberg blocks the elbow strike.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hunt is defending well for now.
Hunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
Hunt takes a knee to the side of the body.
Hunt looking to throw knees to the head but Zoidberg is blocking nicely.
Hunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hunt avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hunt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Hunt blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg dodges an elbow strike from Hunt.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hunt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg working Hunt over with knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Hunt.
Hunt misses with a punch on the inside.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Hunt's brow.
Hunt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hunt is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Hunt blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Hunt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hunt wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Hunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zoidberg avoids a wild elbow strike from Hunt.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg avoids a wild elbow strike from Hunt.
Hunt lands an uppercut.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Hunt misses with some punches.
Hunt misses with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg dodges an elbow strike from Hunt.
Hunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hunt stalling against the cage.
Hunt takes a knee to the side of the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Hunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Hunt throws an elbow that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hunt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Zoidberg is looking to slow Hunt down with leg kicks.
Jonny Hunt is winning the standup battle so far.
Hunt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hunt tries to keep at a distance but Zoidberg has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Hunt wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Hunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Hunt tries to stall but Zoidberg uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Zoidberg blocks an elbow strike.
Hunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hunt managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
A head punch on the inside from Hunt fails to land.
Hunt tries to work over Zoidberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hunt missing with knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hunt misses with an elbow strike.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Hunt blocks it.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Hunt taking a breather.
Zoidberg on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Hunt won't want to take too many of those.
Zoidberg avoids a wild elbow strike from Hunt.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Hunt 's eye.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hunt lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg working Hunt over with knees to the body.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hunt.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hunt.
Hunt misses with an elbow strike.
Hunt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Hunt creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Hunt wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws an elbow that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Hunt's brow.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Hunt takes a knee right on the jaw!
Hunt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg blocks the elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Hunt just misses with a elbow thrown towards Zoidberg's brow.
Hunt wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Hunt misses with some punches.
Hunt breaks the clinch.
Hunt pivots, looking for a leg kick but Zoidberg is out of range and Hunt settles back down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hunt misses with a hook. Zoidberg ducked under it nicely.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zoidberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hunt throws a hook but Zoidberg blocks it.
Hunt lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A clash of legs there as Hunt blocks the low kick.
Jonny Hunt is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Zoidberg lands with a kick to the ribs.
Hunt throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Hunt throws a leg kick
and Zoidberg counters with a low kick, right behind Hunt 's knee.
That kick from Zoidberg tenderised Hunt's leg. Hunt is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hunt on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zoidberg.
A low kick from Zoidberg is predictable there
and Hunt counters with a good low kick that Zoidberg was not able to check.
And that's the end of the fight!
John Zoidberg comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Zoidberg has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:30
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Crippler's Corner, into his post fight interview.
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