PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boon Baboon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Remo Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Baboon comes to the cage accompanied by Masterchef Synesthesia. Williams is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Living Colour - Cult Of Personality. Williams has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Remo Williams has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Baboon
vs
Williams

180 cm
29
168 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

190 cm
23
250 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Boon Baboon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Remo Williams!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Baboon closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Williams quickly recovers to half guard.
Williams looks gassed!
Baboon keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

Baboon wants to work for an arm triangle but Williams is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Baboon wants to lay and pray for a moment but Williams keeps working.

Baboon is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Williams sees it coming and defends easily.

Baboon seems to be working for a kimura but Williams defends the submission attempt.
Baboon content to control rather than advance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Baboon maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Williams could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Baboon has cracked it and Williams is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Baboon!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Boon Baboon!
A very excited looking Boon Baboon made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.