PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between New Fighter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cyril Kalenth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). New Fighter could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Cyril Kalenth's chin.

Fighter
vs
Kalenth

205 cm
20
224 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

189 cm
27
210 lbs
10 - 4 - 2

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Untouchable Fight Gear
Hilo Nutrition Laundry 95 %

Crushed Designs (90% return on laundry service)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, New Fighter!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 2, fighting out of London, Cyril Kalenth!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fighter tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Fighter forces Kalenth back against the cage and clinches.
Kalenth on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fighter looking to throw knees to the head but Kalenth is blocking nicely.
Kalenth avoiding damage as Fighter throws knees to the body.
Kalenth misses with a body punch.
Kalenth blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kalenth misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Fighter is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kalenth is keeping busy.
Kalenth tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Kalenth lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kalenth tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fighter's elbow.
Fighter lands a knee to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Fighter using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kalenth has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fighter tries to land knees in the clinch but Kalenth avoids the damage to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalenth tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fighter's elbow.
The referee is keeping an eye on Kalenth - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Kalenth lands a nice uppercut.
Kalenth misses with a body punch.
Kalenth misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kalenth swings wildly with an uppercut but Fighter uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fighter wants to stall.
Kalenth managing to block the knees to the body from Fighter.
Kalenth cracks Fighter with a nice body shot.
Kalenth lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fighter backwards.
Kalenth tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fighter's elbow.
Kalenth tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fighter's elbow.
Fighter using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kalenth has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kalenth managing to block the knees to the body from Fighter.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fighter throws a knee to the head but misses.
Kalenth stalling.
Fighter trying to land knees to the body.
Kalenth tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Fighter misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kalenth.
Kalenth is working Fighter over against the cage.
Fighter blocks a body shot from Kalenth.
Fighter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kalenth is defending well for now.
Kalenth lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fighter with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fighter using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Kalenth.
Fighter missing with knees to the body.
Fighter putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kalenth in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Kalenth fails to land.
Fighter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kalenth is defending well for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kalenth stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Kalenth is leaning against Fighter and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Kalenth.
Kalenth on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kalenth avoiding damage as Fighter throws knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Kalenth.
A right hook to the body lands for Kalenth.
Kalenth tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fighter's elbow.
Kalenth avoiding damage as Fighter throws knees to the body.
Fighter using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kalenth has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kalenth lands a body shot.
Fighter tries to land knees in the clinch but Kalenth avoids the damage to the body.
Kalenth tries to work over Fighter's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kalenth creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Fighter with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fighter tries to land a knee to the head but Kalenth blocks with his arms.
Kalenth struggles to land a body shot inside as Fighter controls his hands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kalenth misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kalenth tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Kalenth avoiding damage as Fighter throws knees to the body.
Fighter misses with a knee to the head.
Fighter on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kalenth takes a knee right on the jaw!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Fighter controlling the action here for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Cyril Kalenth will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Fighter on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Fighter avoids the body shot from Kalenth.

Kalenth clinches with his opponent.
Kalenth lands a body shot in the clinch.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Fighter missing with knees to the body.
Kalenth lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kalenth is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Fighter using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kalenth has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kalenth managing to block the knees to the body from Fighter.
Cyril Kalenth seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Fighter tries to land knees in the clinch but Kalenth avoids the damage to the body.
Fighter trying to control the position but instead, Kalenth has worked for underhooks and has pushed Fighter into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fighter throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kalenth blocks it with crossed arms.
Kalenth works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kalenth lands a body shot.
Kalenth digs a right hand into Fighter's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fighter's gas tank.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fighter taking a breather.
Kalenth lands a body punch.
Fighter tries to land knees in the clinch but Kalenth avoids the damage to the body.
Kalenth on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kalenth gets through Fighter's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fighter misses with a knee strike.
Fighter misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kalenth.
Kalenth gets through Fighter's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kalenth is working Fighter over against the cage.
Kalenth misses with a punch to the body.
Kalenth misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kalenth on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kalenth lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kalenth throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Fighter unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kalenth lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kalenth is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fighter is defending well for now.
Kalenth stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fighter using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kalenth has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fighter prevents a body shot from Kalenth.
A hook to the body from Kalenth.
A right hand to the body from Kalenth.
Kalenth blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kalenth lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fighter misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kalenth.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Kalenth as Fighter tries to tie him up.
Kalenth goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kalenth pushes Fighter back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fighter tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kalenth avoids it.
Good body shot from Kalenth.
Kalenth lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fighter backwards.
Fighter landing knees to the head.
Kalenth lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fighter misses with a knee strike.
A right hand to the body from Kalenth.
Fighter tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kalenth avoids it.
The referee is keeping an eye on Kalenth - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Kalenth pushes Fighter back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kalenth stalls.
Kalenth working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fighter prevents a body shot from Kalenth.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kalenth misses with a body punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kalenth struggles to land a body shot inside as Fighter controls his hands.
Fighter prevents a body shot from Kalenth.
Kalenth tries to throw a body punch but Fighter avoids it by throwing Kalenth back against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Fighter avoiding damage as Kalenth throws knees to the body.
Fighter tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kalenth avoids it.
A short uppercut from Kalenth.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Fighter as Kalenth tries to tie him up.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Fighter connects with a nasty looking knee right to Kalenth's face.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fighter misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kalenth.
Kalenth stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cyril Kalenth showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Kalenth ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

Kalenth has taken the fight to the clinch.
Fighter looking to stall.
Kalenth tries to work over Fighter's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A nice left hand lands by Kalenth.
Fighter taking a breather.
Fighter tries a knee to the head but Kalenth blocks it.
Kalenth blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kalenth managing to block the knees to the body from Fighter.
Kalenth misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kalenth can't find room to land a body shot as Fighter controls the action.
Kalenth stalling against the cage.
Fighter missing with knees to the body.
Fighter tries to land a knee to the head but Kalenth blocks with his arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fighter landing knees to the body.
Fighter missing with knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kalenth.
Fighter tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kalenth avoids it.
Kalenth lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fighter missing with knees to the body.
Fighter tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kalenth avoids it.
Fighter connects with a nasty looking knee right to Kalenth's face.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Fighter trying to land knees to the body.
A hook to the body from Kalenth.
Kalenth trying to land knees to the body.
Kalenth tries to throw a body punch but Fighter avoids it by throwing Kalenth back against the cage.
Kalenth blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fighter wants to stall.
Fighter blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalenth avoiding damage as Fighter throws knees to the body.
Kalenth goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kalenth lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kalenth lands with a left to the head.
Kalenth lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fighter or not.
Kalenth lands with a right to the head.
Kalenth lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Good body shot from Kalenth.
Kalenth managing to block the knees to the body from Fighter.
Fighter is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Kalenth content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Kalenth tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fighter's elbow.
Fighter with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kalenth tries to work over Fighter's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kalenth lands a nice uppercut.
Fighter throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kalenth blocks it with crossed arms.
Fighter using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kalenth has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kalenth lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fighter or not.
Kalenth lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kalenth blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kalenth can't find room to land a body shot as Fighter controls the action.
A short right from Kalenth on the inside.
Kalenth misses with a punch to the body.
Kalenth tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Fighter slows down the pace here.
Kalenth tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kalenth cracks Fighter with a nice body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kalenth tries to work over Fighter's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kalenth scores with a hook to the body.
Kalenth lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fighter backwards.
Kalenth cracks Fighter with a nice body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kalenth tries to land a knee to the head but Fighter blocks with his arms.
Fighter letting Kalenth take a breather here.
Kalenth lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fighter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kalenth is defending well for now.
Kalenth stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Kalenth goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Kalenth.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kalenth throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A left hand lands to the body for Kalenth.
Kalenth tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Fighter missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cyril Kalenth really dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Kalenth moves into range and clinches up with Fighter.
Kalenth avoiding damage as Fighter throws knees to the body.
Kalenth throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fighters head.
Fighter trying to land knees to the body.
Fighter blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fighter is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Kalenth working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kalenth misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fighter lands a knee to the head.
Fighter with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kalenth lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fighter backwards.
Kalenth works on Fighter's body with a couple of short punches.
Kalenth is working Fighter over against the cage.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Kalenth slowing the pace effectively.
Fighter throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalenth tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Kalenth stalling against the cage.
Fighter is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kalenth is keeping busy.
Kalenth avoiding damage as Fighter throws knees to the body.
Fighter tries to stall but Kalenth uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Fighter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kalenth is defending well for now.
Kalenth misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fighter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kalenth is defending well for now.
Kalenth is working Fighter over against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Kalenth.
Fighter tries to land knees in the clinch but Kalenth avoids the damage to the body.
Fighter prevents a body shot from Kalenth.
Kalenth struggles to land a body shot inside as Fighter controls his hands.
Kalenth tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalenth is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fighter is defending well for now.
Kalenth leaning his opponent against the cage.
Kalenth tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Fighter scores a nice knee to the body.
Kalenth avoiding damage as Fighter throws knees to the body.
Fighter looking to throw knees to the head but Kalenth is blocking nicely.
Fighter is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A bit of stalling here from Fighter.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kalenth managing to block the knees to the body from Fighter.
A right hook to the body lands for Kalenth.
Fighter tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kalenth avoids it.
Kalenth misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Kalenth presses Fighter against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kalenth scores with a shot to the side of Fighter's head.
Kalenth is working Fighter over against the cage.
Fighter missing with knees to the body.
Kalenth content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Fighter with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Kalenth.
Kalenth slowing the pace effectively.
Kalenth on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kalenth struggles to land a body shot inside as Fighter controls his hands.
Kalenth tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fighter's elbow.
Fighter trying to land knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Kalenth.
Kalenth tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kalenth struggles to land a body shot inside as Fighter controls his hands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fighter taking a breather.
Fighter connects with a knee to the head.
Fighter blocks a body shot from Kalenth.
Fighter scores a nice knee to the body.
Kalenth misses with a body punch.
Kalenth taking a breather.
Fighter lands a knee to the body.
Kalenth managing to block the knees to the body from Fighter.
Fighter tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kalenth avoids it.
A shot in the inside from Kalenth.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kalenth tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Fighter tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kalenth avoids it.
Kalenth lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kalenth tries to work over Fighter's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cyril Kalenth dominated that fourth round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Fighter takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kalenth takes a swing at Fighter's ribcage but misses.

Kalenth clinches up against the cage.
Kalenth presses Fighter against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kalenth leaning his opponent against the cage.
The crowd are getting on Kalenth's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Kalenth lands a body punch.
Fighter tries to land knees in the clinch but Kalenth avoids the damage to the body.
Kalenth tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Kalenth tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fighter tries to land knees in the clinch but Kalenth avoids the damage to the body.
Kalenth lands a nice shot to the body.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Kalenth misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalenth lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fighter backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Kalenth scores with a hook to the body.
Fighter landing knees to the body.
Kalenth misses with a body punch.
Kalenth goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kalenth working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kalenth missing with knees to the body.
Kalenth tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fighter's elbow.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Kalenth scores with a hook to the body.
Kalenth scores with a shoulder strike.
Kalenth tries to work over Fighter's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalenth managing to block the knees to the body from Fighter.
Kalenth tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Kalenth misses with a body punch.
Kalenth tries to work over Fighter's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kalenth has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fighter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kalenth is defending well for now.
Kalenth is leaning against Fighter and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Kalenth.
Fighter stalling in the clinch but Kalenth improves position.
Fighter missing with knees to the body.
Kalenth effectively controlling the action here.
Fighter with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kalenth misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kalenth scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kalenth managing to block the knees to the body from Fighter.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kalenth goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Kalenth managing to block the knees to the body from Fighter.
Kalenth tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kalenth is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fighter is defending well for now.
Kalenth tries to throw a body punch but Fighter avoids it by throwing Kalenth back against the cage.
Kalenth tries to work over Fighter's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kalenth is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Kalenth works on Fighter's body with a couple of short punches.
Kalenth taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Fighter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kalenth is defending well for now.
Kalenth presses Fighter against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kalenth tries to throw a body punch but Fighter avoids it by throwing Kalenth back against the cage.
Kalenth lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fighter or not.
Kalenth tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fighter looking to throw knees to the head but Kalenth is blocking nicely.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kalenth takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Fighter tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kalenth can't find room to land a body shot as Fighter controls the action.
Fighter misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kalenth.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kalenth misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fighter wants to stall.
Fighter crunches a lovely knee into Kalenth's ribcage.
Kalenth on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Good body shot from Kalenth.
Kalenth lands a nice uppercut.
New Fighter has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cyril Kalenth is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Kalenth throws a knee to the head but misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cyril Kalenth comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Kalenth has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 45:50
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 45:50
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cyril Kalenth!
Cyril Kalenth is the new light heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Cyril Kalenth made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Crushed Designs (90% return on laundry service) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.