PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andy Wuzz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pacman Barnes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wuzz comes to the cage accompanied by Lützenkirchen - German Kiss. Barnes is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Wuzz
vs
Barnes

187 cm
28
210 lbs
30 - 17 - 0

187 cm
30
210 lbs
24 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Bushido Clothing
Bushido Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 17 - 0, fighting out of London, Andy Wuzz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Pacman Barnes!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Colin Fotheringham and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wuzz gets a takedown into half guard.
Wuzz is looking to advance position but Barnes won't allow it.

Wuzz is working for an americana but Barnes has been sneaky and has managed to get back to half guard, whilst Wuzz was thinking about the submission.
Barnes really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Wuzz. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Barnes seems keen to control Wuzz's posture.
Barnes is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Wuzz throws a big elbow that misses.
Barnes trying to keep a closed guard but Wuzz is proving a slippery customer.
Wuzz working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Barnes's head.
Wuzz with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wuzz prevents Barnes from getting back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barnes looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Wuzz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wuzz is looking to work some ground and pound but Barnes has wrist control.
Wuzz scoring with some ground and pound.
Wuzz postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Wuzz tries to free his leg and advance position but Barnes is retaining full guard.
Barnes wants to sweep but no luck.
Wuzz scoring with punches to the head and body.
Wuzz preventing the sweep.
Wuzz throws an elbow that misses. Barnes uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Wuzz's guard. Nice move by Barnes!
Barnes tries to stand but Wuzz is controlling from the bottom.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Wuzz had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Barnes defends it easily.

Wuzz is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Barnes is aware though and is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Wuzz throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Wuzz is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Barnes defends well.

Wuzz has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Barnes should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Wuzz has tightened it up now! Barnes should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Andy Wuzz!
Andy Wuzz is the new light heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Andy Wuzz made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Bushido Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.