PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Joe Peezy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Ketchup (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peezy comes to the cage accompanied by 300 violin orchestra. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as John Ketchup enters the cage!

Peezy
vs
Ketchup

164 cm
29
142 lbs
9 - 13 - 0

199 cm
29
150 lbs
9 - 27 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Peezy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 27 - 0, fighting out of London, John Ketchup!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, William Gold and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Peezy throws a head kick that misses.
Ketchup looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Peezy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A slapping leg kick lands for Peezy.
Peezy scores with a leg kick.
A big left from Peezy misses.
Ketchup shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Peezy defends it nicely.

Peezy moves into range and clinches up with Ketchup.
Ketchup takes an elbow to the temple.
Peezy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Peezy obliges.
Ketchup takes an elbow to the forehead.
Peezy just leaning against Ketchup, taking a breather.
Ketchup is working for takedown but Peezy is calmly controlling the position for now.
Peezy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Ketchup's defenses.
Peezy lands a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Peezy lands an elbow that stopped Ketchup in his tracks for a moment.
Peezy misses with a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ketchup gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Peezy on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Peezy tries to get out of the position.
Ketchup wants to lay and pray for a moment but Peezy keeps working.
Ketchup is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Peezy makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!

Peezy moves into range and clinches up with Ketchup.
Peezy stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Peezy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Peezy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ketchup wants to break free but Peezy has control.
Peezy lands with a right to the head.
Ketchup is trying to pull guard but Peezy turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Joe Peezy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Ketchup.
Peezy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Peezy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Peezy lands a nice elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Peezy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Peezy crunches a lovely knee into Ketchup's ribcage.
Peezy is stalling here.
Peezy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Peezy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Ketchup's defenses.
Nice elbow from Peezy.
Ketchup takes an elbow to the temple.
Ketchup misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Peezy.
Peezy stalls.
Peezy misses with a knee strike.
Peezy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Peezy works on Ketchup's body with a couple of short punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peezy is stalling here.
Peezy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Ketchup dodges an elbow strike from Peezy.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Peezy.
Peezy scores with a knee to the head.
Peezy tries to land a knee to the head but Ketchup blocks with his arms.
Peezy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Ketchup blocks the elbow strike.
Peezy lands an elbow inside that Ketchup shrugs off.
Ketchup just leaning against Peezy, taking a breather.
Peezy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Peezy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Peezy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Peezy scores a nice knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peezy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Peezy struggles to land a body shot inside as Ketchup controls his hands.
Peezy lands an elbow inside.
Peezy connects with a knee to the head.
Peezy lands a knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ketchup wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Peezy has him pressed against the cage.
Ketchup letting Peezy take a breather here.
Ketchup blocks an elbow strike from Peezy.
Peezy lands a knee to the head.
Peezy misses with an elbow strike.
Peezy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Peezy has Ketchup pressed against the cage.

Ketchup breaks from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Peezy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Peezy clinches with his opponent.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Peezy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ketchup's brow.
Peezy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Peezy throws a knee to the head but misses.
Peezy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Peezy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Peezy prevents Ketchup from breaking the clinch.
Peezy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Joe Peezy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Nice elbow from Peezy.
Peezy tries a knee to the head but Ketchup blocks it.
Peezy tries a knee to the head but Ketchup blocks it.
Peezy lands a damaging elbow.
Knees to the body from Peezy.
Ketchup is breathing heavily.

Ketchup breaks the clinch.
Peezy throws a body punch but Ketchup moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Ketchup. Those never looked like landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Peezy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Peezy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Peezy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Peezy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ketchup blocks it with crossed arms.
Peezy lands an elbow inside.
Peezy holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Ketchup changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Peezy fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Peezy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Peezy instigates a clinch.
Peezy lands a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Peezy.
Peezy leaning his opponent against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ketchup takes an elbow to the temple.
Peezy lands a damaging elbow.
Ketchup trying to land knees to the body.
Peezy lands an elbow just above Ketchup 's eye.
Peezy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Ketchup's defenses.
Peezy lands an elbow inside that Ketchup shrugs off.

Ketchup is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Peezy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ketchup is still on wobbly legs! Can Peezy finish him?
Nice elbow from Peezy.
Peezy connects with a knee to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Peezy.
Peezy lands an elbow inside.
Peezy pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Ketchup! Peezy unloads with more strikes and Ketchup sinks to his knees! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Peezy!
A relieved looking Joe Peezy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.