PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ty Griffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derp The Troller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Derp The Troller will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Griffin
vs
The Troller

185 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

198 cm
25
214 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ty Griffin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Derp The Troller!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Winston Howard and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Troller throws a sloppy head kick and Griffin moves out of range easily.
Griffin takes one to the side of the head.
The Troller tries to close the distance and clinch but Griffin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

The Troller takes the fight into the clinch.
The Troller using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Griffin has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

Griffin turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Griffin manages to end up in side control.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
The Troller is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Griffin off and has taken his back!

The Troller is working for the choke. I would put my money on him to finish from this position. He's rolled onto his back and has dragged Griffin with him. Griffin is trying to defend but The Troller has an arm under the chin now! Griffin grimaces and is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Derp The Troller!
A very excited looking Derp The Troller rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.