PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asher Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Carolla
vs
Lee

198 cm
33
201 lbs
29 - 23 - 0

192 cm
31
192 lbs
22 - 9 - 0

Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q
Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Asher Lee!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Seu Braga and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carolla misses with a series of wild punches.
Lee dodges the punch combination from Carolla.
Carolla looks to score with a jab to the body but Lee is just out of range.
Carolla staying out of range there.
Lee jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Carolla goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Lee throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Carolla counters with a left and a right that stings Lee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A jab from Carolla finds it's way through Lee's defenses.
Lee on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Lee is rocked!
A slow jab from Carolla misses its intended target.
Lee throws out a loose jab but Carolla uses good head movement to avoid it.
Carolla moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Lee is still on wobbly legs! Can Carolla finish him?
Carolla throws a jab when Lee was well out of range.
Lee seems to have recovered his senses.
Lee uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Carolla.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Carolla throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Carolla throws a right and a left that Lee avoids nicely.
Lee just misses with a punch to the body.
Carolla throws a nice looking combination but Lee bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lee slips a jab and a cross from Carolla.
Carolla waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lee.
Carolla throws a series of punches but Lee avoids them all with ease.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Lee.
Lee dodges the punch combination from Carolla.
Carolla throws a right hand that misses
and Lee counters with a left to the body.
Carolla missing with a left hand there. Lee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Carolla throws a right and a left that Lee avoids nicely.
Carolla lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Carolla.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Lee throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Carolla sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lee misses the body punch
and Carolla counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Carolla misses its intended target.
Lee will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lee misses with a looping right.
Carolla looks to land a combination but Lee avoids it well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Carolla throws a hook to the side of Lee's head but Lee sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lee throws a hook but Carolla blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adam Carolla dominated that round.
That's time! Carolla's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Lee avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lee connects with a single shot there.
Lee throws a series of punches but Carolla moves out of range.
A combination from Carolla does no damage.
Lee throws a jab when Carolla was well out of range.
Carolla looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Adam Carolla is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice defenses there by Lee.
Carolla is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Carolla takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee throws the left hand but Carolla avoids the punch easily.
Lee slips a jab from Carolla.
Lee closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Lee defending well as Carolla loads up on a big left hand.
Carolla throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carolla scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Carolla misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee misses with a looping left.
Carolla misses with a few strikes there.
Sloppy strikes from Carolla. Those never looked like landing.
Lee connects with a body shot.
Lee misses with an uppercut. Carolla saw that one coming.
Carolla misses with a series of wild punches.
Lee thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carolla throws a lazy right hand but Lee sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The fighters circling - Lee throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lee shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Carolla eats them both and turns towards Lee to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
A shot to the liver by Lee. Beautiful body shot.
Lee throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lee tries to move into range but Carolla moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Carolla throws the left hand but Lee avoids the punch easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carolla looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Carolla fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lee looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Carolla punishes Lee's body with a nice straight punch.
Lee throws a series of punches but Carolla moves out of range.
Carolla misses with a right hand
and Lee counters with a left and a right that stings Carolla.
Adam Carolla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice body punch from Lee.
Lee swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Asher Lee showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Lee lands with a nice body punch.
Lee swinging wildly here.
Carolla tests Lee's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lee scores with a sloppy right hand. Carolla should have avoided that one.
A big left from Carolla misses.
Lee looks to throw the jab but Carolla is out of range.
Adam Carolla is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Carolla throws out a loose jab but Lee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Carolla with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lee to score with a decent uppercut.
Carolla misses with the combination.
Carolla throws a series of punches but Lee avoids them all with ease.
Carolla avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee misses with a looping right.
Lee throws a lazy right hand but Carolla sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lee connects with a jab.
Lee throws a nice looking combination but Carolla bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lee misses with a straight right.
Sloppy strikes from Lee. Those never looked like landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee lands a nice shot to the body.
Lee pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lee takes a swing at Carolla's ribcage but misses.
Lee takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Carolla misses the jab.
Lee lands a jab to the head.
Lee dodges the punch combination from Carolla.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carolla pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lee throws an overhand right that lands on Carolla's shoulder, as Carolla tries to avoid the shot.
Lee pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lee misses with the combination.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lee slips a straight right by Carolla.

And that's the end of the fight!
Asher Lee comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Lee has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 28:29
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 28:29
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Asher Lee!
Our winner, Asher Lee, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.