PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Crunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rampage Strykzilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crunch's entrance music is Blow. A fine choice. Strykzilla has chosen A Certain Death - Misery Signals as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Rampage Strykzilla has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Crunch
vs
Strykzilla

185 cm
29
263 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

200 cm
28
260 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Captain Crunch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rampage Strykzilla!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crunch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Strykzilla tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Crunch swivels and escapes.
Crunch falls off balance throwing a combination
and Strykzilla makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Crunch connects with a right hand. Strykzilla shakes it off.
Crunch throws a shot from downtown. Strykzilla moves away and avoids it.
Crunch slaps away a takedown attempt from Strykzilla, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Crunch misses with an uppercut.
Strykzilla moves away from the strike by Crunch.
Crunch swings widly with a right hand
enabling Strykzilla to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Captain Crunch has been cut.
Crunch swings widly with a right hand

and Strykzilla counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Strykzilla.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crunch is trying to break the clinch but Strykzilla has him pressed against the cage.
Strykzilla tries to throw a body punch but Crunch avoids it by throwing Strykzilla back against the cage.
Strykzilla blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crunch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Strykzilla has Crunch pressed against the cage, preventing Crunch from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Strykzilla misses with the head strike.
Strykzilla scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Strykzilla lands an uppercut.
Crunch is looking to break free of the clinch but Strykzilla has double underhooks.
Strykzilla prevents Crunch from breaking the clinch.
Strykzilla prevents Crunch from breaking the clinch.
Strykzilla lands with a short shot to the head.
Strykzilla lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Crunch is trying to force a seperation but Strykzilla has the dominant position.
Crunch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Strykzilla.
A frustrated look appears on Crunch's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Strykzilla keeps control of Crunch as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strykzilla lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Strykzilla lands a right hand.

Crunch manages to break the clinch.
Crunch throws a lazy uppercut

and Strykzilla counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Strykzilla with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

Strykzilla is trying to work for a kimura but Crunch is defending well.

Strykzilla is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Strykzilla is trying for a kimura here. Crunch looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Strykzilla wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Rampage Strykzilla!
Rampage Strykzilla seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.