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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nathan Bowman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dumbass McWeakhands has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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20 - 6 - 1 |
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177 lbs
12 - 7 - 0 |
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World class boxer
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nathan Bowman!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Radbod Blank and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bowman thows a leg kick but McWeakhands checks it
and McWeakhands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
McWeakhands is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bowman looks to clinch
and McWeakhands counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bowman's knee momentarily.
Bowman throws a leg kick that is checked
and McWeakhands counters with a low kick, right behind Bowman 's knee.
Bowman moves in looking to clinch but McWeakhands pushes him off.
Bowman takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McWeakhands, right into the meat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bowman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McWeakhands.
Bowman wants to clinch
and McWeakhands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
McWeakhands throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Bowman looks gassed!
McWeakhands lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fighters circle momentarily. McWeakhands darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nathan Bowman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bowman wants to clinch
and McWeakhands makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McWeakhands feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Bowman sprawling to the canvas! Bowman rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can McWeakhands finish him?!
Bowman is rocked!
It looks like Nathan Bowman has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bowman walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from McWeakhands! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dumbass McWeakhands!
Dumbass McWeakhands retains his welterweight title!
Dumbass McWeakhands thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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