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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladamir Stolichnaya (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stolichnaya has chosen Down With The Sickness as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladamir Stolichnaya!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Aleksandr Martynov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stolichnaya fails to land the takedown.
Stolichnaya shoots for a takedown but Whoopyourasski saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Stolichnaya walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Stolichnaya shoots in but no luck this time.
Borris Whoopyourasski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladamir Stolichnaya.
Whoopyourasski throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Stolichnaya gets a takedown into half guard.
Whoopyourasski is trying to stand.
Whoopyourasski is trying to maintain the position but Stolichnaya is very close to passing his half guard.
Stolichnaya stops Whoopyourasski from getting back to his feet.
Stolichnaya seems to be working for a kimura but Whoopyourasski defends the submission attempt.
Stolichnaya with the ground and pound but Whoopyourasski uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Stolichnaya is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Stolichnaya looks gassed!
Whoopyourasski has his hands on Stolichnaya's head, controlling the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski wants to sweep but no luck.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Whoopyourasski uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Stolichnaya has time to react.
Nice shot by Whoopyourasski.
Stolichnaya fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Stolichnaya walks into a jab.
Whoopyourasski with a hook.
Stolichnaya is rocked!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Whoopyourasski.
Stolichnaya is still on wobbly legs! Can Whoopyourasski finish him?
No luck for Whoopyourasski with that takedown attempt.
Stolichnaya drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Whoopyourasski lands with a big left! Stolichnaya is wobbled badly! Whoopyourasski comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Stolichnaya to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Borris Whoopyourasski!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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