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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Klas Micropop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy has chosen Motörhead - Killed By Death as his entrance music. Klas Micropop has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Klas Micropop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Anni Minnemäki and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Micropop misses with a low kick.
Micropop staying out of range there.
A big right from Jeremy misses.
Micropop shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Micropop slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Micropop with a jab.
Micropop is looking to slow Jeremy down with leg kicks.
Micropop scores with a punch to the head.
Jeremy tries to clinch there but Micropop circles away.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Micropop is having none of it.
Micropop throws a low kick, looking for Jeremy's leg but Jeremy calmly moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Micropop throws a leg kick but Jeremy sees it coming and moves out of range.
Micropop scoring well with a low kick there.
Micropop lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jeremy missing with a left hand there. Micropop was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jeremy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jeremy throws the left hand but Micropop avoids the punch easily.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Micropop swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Micropop fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jeremy checks it well.
Micropop swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Micropop keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Micropop throws a low kick, looking for Jeremy's leg but Jeremy calmly moves out of range.
Micropop with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
That's one minute gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Jeremy blocks the leg kick.
Micropop cracks Jeremy with a right hand to the side of the head.
Micropop defending well as Jeremy loads up on a big left hand.
Micropop connects with an inside leg kick.
A shot to the body from Jeremy misses
and Micropop counters with a nice uppercut.
Micropop moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Jeremy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Micropop.
Jeremy moves forwards but Micropop connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Micropop keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jeremy.
Micropop throws a nice inside leg kick.
Micropop with a jab.
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Micropop circles away.
Micropop slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Micropop slips a jab and a cross from Jeremy.
Micropop throws a nice outside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Micropop.
Jeremy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Micropop finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Micropop throws out a leg kick but Jeremy moves out of range and Micropop only half commits.
A slapping body kick lands there for Micropop.
Jeremy misses with a series of wild punches.
Jeremy is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Jeremy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jeremy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Micropop is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Micropop looks to throw a body kick
and Jeremy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Micropop with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jeremy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Micropop can pounce on him.
Jeremy looks gassed!
Jeremy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Micropop is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
Jeremy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Micropop connects with an inside leg kick.
Jeremy has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Micropop.
Micropop feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jeremy's calf.
Micropop looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That kick from Micropop tenderised Jeremy's leg. Jeremy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Decent striking displayed by Micropop there.
Micropop scores with a jab to the head.
Micropop is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Micropop bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jeremy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Micropop dips to his left and cracks Jeremy with an uppercut!
Jeremy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Micropop can pounce on him.
Micropop lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Micropop feints and then cracks Jeremy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jeremy down.
Micropop lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jeremy will feel that in the morning.
Micropop tried to score with a low kick but Jeremy checks it.
Both fighters circling a little - Micropop finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Micropop lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A clash of legs there as Jeremy blocks the low kick.
Micropop throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Micropop pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Micropop lands a lovely overhand right.
A solid body kick from Micropop.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Micropop throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Jeremy blocks the leg kick.
Micropop misses with a low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Jeremy as he checks the leg kick.
Micropop darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Jeremy looks to land a right hand but Micropop moved out of range.
Micropop lands a leg kick that knocks Jeremy off balance momentarily.
Micropop throws a shot to the body.
Micropop feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jeremy's calf.
Jeremy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jeremy has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Micropop.
That kick from Micropop tenderised Jeremy's leg. Jeremy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jeremy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Micropop.
Micropop connects with a right hand. Jeremy shakes it off.
Micropop lands a head kick!
Jeremy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
An inside leg kick lands from Micropop.
Jeremy walks into a left hand.
Nice jab there from Micropop.
Micropop sizes up Jeremy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Micropop lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Klas Micropop dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Micropop scores with a hook.
Micropop fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jeremy is out of range.
A clash of legs there as Jeremy blocks the low kick.
Micropop ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Micropop feints and then cracks Jeremy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jeremy down.
Micropop cracks Jeremy with an open hand slap.
Micropop scores with a shot to the body.
Micropop fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jeremy is out of range.
Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Micropop. Micropop obviously looking to wear him down.
Klas Micropop is winning the standup battle so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Micropop scores with a jab to the body.
Micropop throws a nice inside leg kick.
Micropop cracks the inside of Jeremy's front leg.
Jeremy is breathing heavily.
Micropop throws a right and a left that both miss.
A nice inside leg kick there by Micropop. That's going to slow Jeremy down.
Jeremy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jeremy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Micropop throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Micropop swings away with a leg kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Micropop feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jeremy's calf.
Ron Jeremy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Micropop bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Jeremy blocks the leg kick.
Micropop throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Micropop fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Micropop.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Micropop. Jeremy shrugs it off though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Micropop, right into the meat.
Micropop throws a leg kick which misses Jeremy's front leg but catches the back leg as Jeremy tries to avoid it.
Micropop chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A cross from Micropop lands.
Micropop throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Good leg kick by Micropop there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jeremy is looking to clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Micropop. That's going to slow Jeremy down.
Micropop connects with an inside leg kick.
Micropop lands with a thumping leg kick.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Jeremy might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Micropop has got the better of the exchanges.
Micropop throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Micropop tries to work over Jeremy's front leg with a kick but Jeremy checks it.
Micropop connects with a nice looking jab.
Micropop throws a solid leg kick but Jeremy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Micropop.
Micropop swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jeremy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Micropop misses with a low kick.
Jeremy checks a leg kick.
Micropop avoids a punch combination nicely.
Micropop explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Jeremy takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Micropop is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jeremy can do to turn this around?
Micropop looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Micropop lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jeremy at a distance.
Micropop throws a nice outside leg kick.
Micropop buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Micropop looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Micropop scores with a leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Micropop.
Micropop scores with a spinning back kick!
Jeremy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws out a loose jab but Micropop uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jeremy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Micropop.
Jeremy takes a kick to the side of the head.
A good leg kick by Micropop.
Jeremy checks the leg kick nicely there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Micropop.
Good leg kick by Micropop there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Micropop lands a jab to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Micropop connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jeremy momentarily.
Jeremy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jeremy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Micropop.
Micropop connects with a solid leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Micropop.
Micropop misses with a leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Jeremy blocks the low kick.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Micropop connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Micropop attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Micropop throws a leg kick that misses.
Jeremy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jeremy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Micropop.
Micropop lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jeremy takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Micropop thuds his shin into the meat of Jeremy's side.
Micropop misses with a low kick.
Decent striking displayed by Micropop there.
Jeremy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Micropop. Micropop obviously looking to wear him down.
Micropop chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jeremy throws a jab but it's blocked by Micropop.
Micropop tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Micropop is looking to chop away at Jeremy's legs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy throws a series of strikes that have Micropop backpedaling.
Jeremy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Micropop lands with a thumping leg kick.
That kick from Micropop tenderised Jeremy's leg. Jeremy is trying to keep his angry face on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Klas Micropop dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Micropop lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jeremy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Micropop can pounce on him.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Micropop moves out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Micropop.
Micropop tries to land a leg kick but Jeremy saw it coming and moves away.
Jeremy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Micropop.
Micropop moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Micropop wants to slow Jeremy down by chopping away at his legs.
Micropop throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jeremy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Micropop.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Micropop throws a solid leg kick but Jeremy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Micropop.
Micropop chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Micropop wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Micropop moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jeremy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Both fighters circling a little - Micropop finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Micropop turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Micropop lunges at Jeremy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jeremy's hand.
Jeremy misses with a double jab
and Micropop counters with a nice body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Micropop connects with an inside leg kick.
Micropop fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jeremy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Micropop fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jeremy.
Jeremy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Micropop scores with a leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Micropop. That's going to slow Jeremy down.
Nice cross by Micropop.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Micropop.
A cross from Micropop lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Micropop lands with a nice body kick.
Micropop throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Micropop throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Micropop swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Micropop tries to score with a low kick but Jeremy moves his leg out of the way.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Micropop is avoiding it.
Micropop tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jeremy is able to avoid easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Micropop. That's going to slow Jeremy down.
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Micropop lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Micropop scoring well with a low kick there.
Micropop buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Micropop is looking to land body kicks.
Jeremy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Micropop swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jeremy moves in looking to clinch but Micropop pushes him off.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Micropop.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Micropop tries to land a leg kick but Jeremy saw it coming and moves away.
Micropop scores with a leg kick.
Micropop bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jeremy tries to clinch there but Micropop circles away.
Micropop lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
An inside leg kick lands from Micropop.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Micropop is just out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Micropop throws a leg kick but Jeremy sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jeremy looks to land a left hand but Micropop moved out of range nicely.
Jeremy takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Jeremy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jeremy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jeremy moves out of range of the leg kick from Micropop.
Jeremy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Micropop.
A thudding body kick lands there by Micropop!
Micropop lands with a straight right. Jeremy didn't see that one coming.
Micropop uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jeremy.
Micropop lands a slapping body shot.
Jeremy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Micropop slips a jab and a cross from Jeremy.
Micropop connects with an inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.
Micropop closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Jeremy sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Micropop scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Micropop lands a leg kick that knocks Jeremy off balance momentarily.
Micropop fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jeremy.
Jeremy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Micropop.
Good leg kick by Micropop there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Micropop, right into the meat.
Micropop scores with a spinning back kick!
Micropop chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Klas Micropop is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Micropop throws a leg kick which misses Jeremy's front leg but catches the back leg as Jeremy tries to avoid it.
Jeremy takes a swing at Micropop's ribcage but misses.
Micropop listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Micropop lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Micropop lands a nice hook to Jeremy's body. Jeremy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Micropop throws a chopping leg kick but Jeremy manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
Micropop moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Klas Micropop showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Micropop has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:24
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:24
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Klas Micropop!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Klas Micropop made sure he mentioned nope, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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