PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Kronic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burgundy comes to the cage accompanied by Die With Your Boots On. Ron Burgundy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Burgundy
vs
Kronic

225 cm
26
265 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

195 cm
25
270 lbs
11 - 12 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Prefers standup

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ron Burgundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jon Kronic!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kronic closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Burgundy's guard.
Kronic won't allow Burgundy to get back to his feet.
Kronic loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Burgundy wants to get back to his feet but Kronic is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Kronic is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Burgundy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Kronic won't allow Burgundy to sweep him here.
Kronic is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Jon Kronic wasn't active enough on the ground.
A low kick from Burgundy misses
and Kronic counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Burgundy thinking.
Burgundy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Burgundy moves in looking to clinch but Kronic pushes him off.
Nice jab there from Kronic.

Kronic feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Burgundy sprawling to the canvas! Burgundy rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Kronic finish him?!

Burgundy is rocked!

It looks like Ron Burgundy has been cut.
Burgundy drops his hands for a split second and Kronic immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Burgundy face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Kronic follows up with a right hand that knocks Burgundy into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jon Kronic!