PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Fergerson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Haws (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Haws is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Garden's All Nighters. Turd Fergerson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fergerson
vs
Haws

172 cm
21
176 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

191 cm
21
183 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Turd Fergerson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jon Haws!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Summer Carpenter and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Fergerson.
Haws throws a series of strikes that have Fergerson backpedaling.

It looks like Turd Fergerson has been cut.
Fergerson throws a sloppy head kick
and Haws counters with a left and a right that stings Fergerson.
A right-left combo lands from Fergerson.
Turd Fergerson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fergerson throws a head kick that misses.

Haws instigates a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Haws lands a knee to the body.
Fergerson takes a knee right on the jaw!
Haws landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Fergerson has had enough of the clinch but Haws keeps him there for the moment.
Haws unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Fergerson is breathing heavily.
Fergerson tries to break the clinch but Haws is controlling the position.
Haws connects with a nasty looking knee right to Fergerson's face.
Fergerson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Haws unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Haws lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fergerson backwards.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Haws obliges.
Knees in the clinch landing for Haws.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Haws gets a trip takedown into half guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Fergerson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Haws content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Haws missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Well, if Haws is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

Jon Haws has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Fergerson misses the body punch
and Haws counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Fergerson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Haws lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Haws lands with a hook. Fergerson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A left and a right from Haws both land. Nice combination.
Haws throws a one two combo.

Haws clinches up against the cage.
Fergerson takes a knee right on the jaw!
Haws lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A knee to the head by Haws.

Turd Fergerson's cut is getting worse.
Fergerson takes a knee right on the jaw!
Knees in the clinch landing for Haws.
Knees to the body from Haws.
Haws lands a knee to the head.
Fergerson takes an elbow to the temple.
The referee calls for Haws to work.
A knee to the head by Haws.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haws lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Haws lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Haws landing knees to the head.
Haws dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Haws lands a nice elbow.
Haws manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Fergerson wants to get back to striking at distance but Haws won't allow it.
Haws connects with a nasty looking knee right to Fergerson's face.
Fergerson is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Haws gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Haws unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fergerson lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Haws connects with a knee to the head.
Haws scores with a knee to the head.
Haws connects with a knee to the head.
Haws using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Haws stalling.
Haws lands a body shot.
Haws connects with a nasty looking knee right to Fergerson's face.

Turd Fergerson's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Haws landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Fergerson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Haws unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Haws lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Haws turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Haws manages to end up in side control.

Haws is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Fergerson is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Haws tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Haws has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Haws dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Turd Fergerson's cut.
That's time! Fergerson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Haws lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Fergerson loads up on a big right hand but Haws slips the punch.
Fergerson throws a head kick that misses
and Haws counters with a good, hard body kick but Fergerson shrugs it off.
Nice shot lands for Haws.
Haws dodges the punch combination from Fergerson.
Fergerson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Haws swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Haws dodges the punch combination from Fergerson.
Fergerson takes a kick to the side of the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fergerson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Haws throws a one two combo.
Fergerson throws a left and a right that both miss

and Haws moves into the clinch.
Haws connects with a nasty looking knee right to Fergerson's face.
Nice body punch from Haws - that landed with a thud.
Haws lands a knee to the head.
Haws is stalling here.
Haws scores with a hook to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Haws takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Haws landing knees to the body.
Haws lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Haws with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Haws obliges.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haws with a knee to the head.

Jeez, Turd Fergerson's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Haws putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fergerson in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Haws lands a nice knee to the body.
Haws unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fergerson lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

Haws has Fergerson pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Haws pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Fergerson tumbling to the mat - Haws dives into Fergerson's guard.
Haws with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Haws has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Haws not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Haws distracts Fergerson with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Haws pushing down on Fergerson's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Haws works his way into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Haws working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Haws throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Haws has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fergerson is letting Haws control him for a moment.
Haws looks up at the clock and then as Fergerson takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Haws smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Haws is putting a hurting on Fergerson here, landing some big shots from side control.

Haws is trying to get an arm triangle but Fergerson is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An elbow from Haws crashes against the mat.
Jon Haws has got the better of the ground game so far.
Haws landing strikes.
Fergerson takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Haws has hold of Fergerson's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Fergerson tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Haws cranks the arm and Fergerson screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Fergerson, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Jon Haws!