PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Scrooge McDuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damn Good (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McDuck's entrance music is Scrooge McDuck. A fine choice. Scrooge McDuck has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

McDuck
vs
Good

165 cm
28
140 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

170 cm
24
155 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Scrooge McDuck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Damn Good!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Alyssa Summers and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDuck fails with a takedown attempt.
McDuck shoots in looking for a takedown but Good manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McDuck's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Good motions for McDuck to come forward. Good throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
No luck with that takedown attempt from McDuck.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Scrooge McDuck. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McDuck fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Good keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McDuck misses with the combination.
McDuck shoots for a takedown but Good saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Horrible takedown by McDuck or perhaps it was just good defense by Good which made him look bad.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDuck tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Good swivels and escapes.
Good work by McDuck as he checks the leg kick.
Good throws a series of punches but McDuck moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from McDuck.
McDuck checks the leg kick.
McDuck shoots in for a double leg but Good sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Good misses with a combination
and McDuck counters with a right hand to the body.
Good lands with a nice body punch.

McDuck changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Good looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Good parries the strikes from McDuck easily there. McDuck is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Good to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good is pushing McDuck's head away, looking to escape. McDuck manages to hold on to the position though.
McDuck working away.
McDuck tries to score with some ground and pound. Good controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
You can see the frustration on Good's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
McDuck throws a strike aimed at the side of Good's head but Good avoids it well.
McDuck working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.

McDuck is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Good has escaped the position, nice work there.
McDuck has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Good managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McDuck.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDuck lands some shots froms side control.
You can see the frustration on Good's face as McDuck controls the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sloppy strikes there by McDuck.
Good is trying to control McDuck's posture but McDuck avoids it.

McDuck thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Good avoids any damage from the ground and pound of McDuck.
McDuck connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Good some visible discomfort.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDuck throws a strike aimed at the side of Good's head but Good avoids it well.
Good is looking to reverse the position.
McDuck trying to control the action but Good is working from the bottom.
Good is looking to work his way out of this bad position but McDuck is controlling him well.
McDuck working away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Check out the look on McDuck's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDuck throws a strike aimed at the side of Good's head but Good avoids it well.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Good can do anything to dispel that myth.
McDuck scores with punches from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Scrooge McDuck dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

McDuck misses with a takedown attempt - Good sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Good throws a leg kick but McDuck moved away.
No joy there for Good, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Good doesn't manage to clinch there - McDuck circles away.
McDuck shoots in and drives through. Good sprawls well.
Scrooge McDuck seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No luck with that takedown attempt from McDuck.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Scrooge McDuck. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McDuck throws a nice looking combination but Good bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McDuck looks to land a combination but Good avoids it well.
McDuck checks a leg kick nicely.
Good stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Good wants it to stay on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good misses with the combination.
Good throws a leg kick that misses.
Good misses with a few strikes there.
Good misses with an uppercut.

McDuck shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
McDuck scoring with strikes to the body and head.
McDuck not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Good keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good is not content to let McDuck control the position.
McDuck throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Good to regain full guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McDuck's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Good really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McDuck. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McDuck in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Good lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for McDuck!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McDuck bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
McDuck trying to control but Good is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDuck lands a couple of digs.
McDuck postures up and lands a big shot to Good's brow.
Good preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Good is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Good avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Good looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
McDuck is working Good over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDuck won't allow Good to sweep him here.
McDuck throwing strikes but missing.
McDuck throwing strikes from guard but Good blocks nicely.
McDuck trying to control but Good is working from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McDuck showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Scrooge McDuck dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Good lands with a straight right. McDuck didn't see that one coming.
Nice takedown defense from Good. No joy for McDuck on that attempt.
A combination from Good does no damage.
Scrooge McDuck is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Good swings for the body but McDuck moves out of range.
McDuck looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Good will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McDuck cracks Good with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Good moves into range and clinches up with McDuck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McDuck has him pressed against the cage.

Good breaks the clinch.
McDuck shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Good as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Scrooge McDuck. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Good stuffs the takedown.
Good stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Good wants it to stay on the feet.
McDuck keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Good throws a lazy right hand but McDuck sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McDuck shoots in but no luck this time.
McDuck looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Good is fending him off so far but McDuck persists. Nope, Good circles away and we're back to standing.
Damn Good seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Good misses with a wild body shot.
McDuck will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
McDuck with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Good to score with a decent uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good misses with a straight left.
McDuck scores with a shot to the body.
Good throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McDuck scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Good doesn't seem bothered though.
Good throws a nice looking combination but McDuck bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Good misses with a low kick.
A combination from Good does no damage.
Good stuffs the takedown.
Good lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McDuck circles away quickly and effectively.
Good misses with a wild combination.
McDuck tries for a takedown but Good circles away easily
and Good counters with a nice uppercut.
Damn Good has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good tried to score with a low kick but McDuck checks it.
McDuck shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Good eats them both and turns towards McDuck to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
McDuck closes this distance looking for a takedown but Good circles away.
Good misses with a wild combination.

Excellent takedown into side control there by McDuck.
McDuck wants to lay and pray for a moment but Good keeps working.
Good is pushing McDuck's head away, looking to escape. McDuck manages to hold on to the position though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDuck throwing shots but missing, from side control.
McDuck works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
McDuck trying to control the action but Good is working from the bottom.
Scrooge McDuck is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McDuck is staying tight to Good's torso, preventing him from escaping.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

McDuck goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Good has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for McDuck but great work by Good.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McDuck gets back to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Scrooge McDuck.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McDuck, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Scrooge McDuck!
A victorious Scrooge McDuck thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.