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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between El Taquito Pantalones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnold Shweizenheimer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). El Taquito Pantalones has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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300 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
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290 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, El Taquito Pantalones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arnold Shweizenheimer!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pantalones shoots in for a takedown but Shweizenheimer shows good takedown defense.
Pantalones throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shweizenheimer.
El Taquito Pantalones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pantalones fails with an attempt to clinch.
Shweizenheimer throws a push kick but Pantalones slaps the foot to one side.
Shweizenheimer waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Pantalones.
Pantalones tries to clinch up but Shweizenheimer circles away and keeps his distance.
No joy there for Shweizenheimer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pantalones shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Shweizenheimer as he avoids it easily.
Shweizenheimer keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for El Taquito Pantalones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pantalones shoots in for a double leg but Shweizenheimer sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Pantalones moves in looking to clinch but Shweizenheimer pushes him off.
Pantalones wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shweizenheimer misses with a combination
and Pantalones counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Shweizenheimer is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Shweizenheimer is rocked!
A head kick by Pantalones - that's a beauty! Shweizenheimer is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Pantalones can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). El Taquito Pantalones!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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