PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between JaKaSa Chaos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Quid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chaos comes to the cage accompanied by Moonsorrow - Kuolleiden maa. JaKaSa Chaos is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Chaos
vs
Quid

171 cm
25
150 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

173 cm
30
154 lbs
20 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, JaKaSa Chaos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Johnny Quid!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Robert Douchet and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quid stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chaos.
Chaos misses with a double jab
and Quid counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Quid keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Chaos is looking to score with low kicks.
Quid fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chaos looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chaos uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Quid.
Quid throws a body punch but Chaos moves out of range.
Chaos throws a body punch but Quid moves out of range.
Quid tries to score with a low kick but Chaos moves his leg out of the way.
Chaos throws a leg kick but Quid checks it.
Chaos just misses with a punch to the body.
Quid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Chaos has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Quid slips a jab and a cross from Chaos.
Chaos gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Quid slips under a jab.
Chaos throws a low kick but Quid avoids it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Chaos.
A big right from Quid misses.
JaKaSa Chaos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chaos throws a body kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quid moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Chaos throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Chaos throws a shot from downtown. Quid moves away and avoids it.
Chaos lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Chaos moves out of range as Quid strikes.
Quid bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Chaos misses with a double jab.
Chaos throws a hook but Quid blocks it.
Quid lands with a cross.

It looks like JaKaSa Chaos has been cut.
Chaos tries to clinch but Quid moves out of range.
Chaos looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A clash of legs there as Quid blocks the low kick.
Chaos walks into a jab.
Chaos misses the shot to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Quid.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head kick by Chaos misses
and Quid counters with a leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Quid crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Chaos - the referee stops the clock and Quid gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Chaos. Quid manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos thows a leg kick but Quid checks it
and Quid counters with a straight right hand.
Chaos takes a swing at Quid's ribcage but misses.
Chaos walks into a jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Quid.
Quid misses with a wild combination.
Quid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chaos.
Quid checks a leg kick.
Chaos wants to clinch.
Chaos tries a head kick but it misses.
Good work by Quid as he checks the leg kick.
Chaos misses with a low kick as Quid jumps back.
Chaos lands a leg kick that knocks Quid off balance momentarily.
Quid throws a lazy right hand but Chaos sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chaos missing with a left hand there. Quid was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Chaos.
Nice uppercut lands for Quid. That snapped Chaos's head back.
A low kick from Chaos is predictable there
and Quid counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Chaos, right into the meat.
A low kick from Chaos misses
and Quid counters with a nice body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Quid darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Quid throws a series of punches but Chaos avoids them all with ease.
A bone on bone clash there as Quid blocks the leg kick.
Quid connects with a single shot there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab from Quid misses.
Quid looks to land a left hand but Chaos moved out of range nicely.
Quid throws a leg kick which misses Chaos's front leg but catches the back leg as Chaos tries to avoid it.
Quid throws a shot to the body.
Quid scores with a jab.

Chaos clinches up against the cage.

Quid breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Chaos tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quid lands a body shot.
Chaos uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Quid.
Nice body punch from Quid.
Chaos misses with a jab, cross combination.
Quid connects with a good right hand that stumbles Chaos. Chaos circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Chaos moves forwards but Quid connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Quid scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Chaos throws a leg kick but Quid sees it coming and checks it nicely.

Chaos drives through and clinches with Quid against the cage.
Chaos missing with knees to the body.
Quid taking a breather.
Chaos is trying to force a seperation but Quid has the dominant position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Quid lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chaos backwards.
Chaos stalling.
Quid wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Quid breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Quid misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Quid dominated that round.
The cut man is working on JaKaSa Chaos's cut.
That's time! Chaos's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A clash of legs there as Quid blocks the low kick.
Chaos throws a low kick but it's checked well by Quid.
Quid stuns Chaos with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Chaos avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chaos lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Quid staying out of range there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Quid.
Quid connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Crunch! Chaos slams his shin into Quid's torso.
Quid swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Chaos.
Quid stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chaos.
Quid lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chaos moves out of range as Quid strikes.
Chaos throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Quid jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Quid lands a nice hook to Chaos's body. Chaos takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A bone on bone clash there as Quid blocks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaos is looking to score with low kicks.
Chaos tries to work over Quid's front leg with a kick but Quid checks it.
Chaos swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Quid cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Chaos tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Quid paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chaos throws a wild body kick that Quid sees coming a mile off.
Chaos tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Johnny Quid seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chaos throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Quid throws a body kick that misses.
Quid thumps Chaos with a low kick.
An inside leg kick from Chaos misses.
Chaos takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Chaos throws a lazy uppercut
and Quid counters with a nice leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Quid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chaos.
A bone on bone clash there as Quid blocks the leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chaos lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Quid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Quid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chaos misses with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quid lands a nice leg kick that just misses Chaos's sensitive parts.
Quid fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Chaos is out of range.
Quid checks a low kick from Chaos.
Quid's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Quid duly obliges.
Chaos is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Chaos throws a chopping leg kick but Quid manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Chaos has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Quid.
Quid scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Chaos lands with a kick to the temple. Quid shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Quid throws a hook but Chaos avoids it easily.
Chaos takes one to the side of the head.
Chaos has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Quid.
A head kick misses from Quid.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Quid connects with a body shot.
Chaos uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Quid.
Chaos fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Quid checks it well.
Chaos is looking to chop away at Quid's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quid tried to score with a low kick but Chaos checks it.
Quid avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Chaos on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Quid moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Quid circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chaos tries to land a leg kick but Quid saw it coming and moves away.
Quid paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Chaos wants to land a leg kick but Quid is out of range.
A jab from Chaos finds it's way through Quid's defenses.
Chaos misses with a low kick.
Quid connects with a solid leg kick.
Chaos fails to land with a series of punches.
Chaos misses with a low kick as Quid jumps back.
Quid moves out of range as Chaos strikes.
Chaos gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Chaos swinging wildly here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Quid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chaos.
Quid swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Chaos looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Quid throws a low kick, looking for Chaos's leg but Chaos calmly moves out of range.
Quid motions for Chaos to come forward. Quid throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Quid walks forward, straight into a front kick from Chaos.
Quid steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Chaos. That one must have hurt.
Chaos connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Chaos doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Chaos throws a nice looking combination but Quid bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Chaos buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Quid.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Quid tries to clinch up but Chaos circles away and keeps his distance.
Quid throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Quid moves out of range as Chaos throws a body kick.
Quid scores with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Quid showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on JaKaSa Chaos's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Chaos scores with a jab.
A low kick from Chaos is predictable there
and Quid counters with a left and a right that stings Chaos.
Quid jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Quid lands a jab to Chaos's midsection.
Quid blocks a low kick nicely.
Chaos fails with an attempt to clinch.
Chaos pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Quid connects with a looping right hand.
Quid misses with a body shot.
Quid moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Chaos takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chaos pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Quid throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Chaos on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Quid misses with a low kick.
Quid keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaos slips a straight right by Quid.
Quid scores with a jab to the body.
Chaos throws a leg kick but Quid moved away.
Chaos tries to land a leg kick but Quid saw it coming and moves away.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Quid swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chaos walks into a jab.
Chaos misses with a left hand
and Quid counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Chaos slips a jab from Quid.
Quid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chaos.
Chaos walks into a straight right hand from Quid.
Quid throws a body punch but Chaos moves out of range.
Quid stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chaos.
Chaos throws a low kick, looking for Quid's leg but Quid calmly moves out of range.
Quid lands a nice looking body shot.
Quid connects with a high kick.
Quid lands a jab to the nose.
JaKaSa Chaos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chaos. Quid does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Quid looks to land a body kick but Chaos moved away.
Quid throws a good cross that connects.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Quid checks a leg kick.
Chaos throws a hook but Quid avoids it easily.
Chaos thows a leg kick but Quid checks it
and Quid counters with a nice uppercut.

Chaos is rocked!
An inside leg kick lands from Chaos.
Quid has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chaos.
Chaos takes one on the button.
Oh Chaos is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chaos takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Quid fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Chaos looks up at the clock. Bad move! Quid lands a right hand from hell, dropping Chaos. Quid pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Quid!
After the big win, Johnny Quid made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Rōnin and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.