PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ippo Makunouchi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Makunouchi comes to the cage accompanied by Hajime no Ippo - Champion Road Intro. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Makunouchi
vs
Titties

165 cm
25
135 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
25
235 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ippo Makunouchi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Sosuke Kotani and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Makunouchi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Titties moves away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Titties lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Makunouchi has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Makunouchi and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Makunouchi misses with a looping left.
Makunouchi misses with a straight left.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Makunouchi checks a leg kick.
Titties tries to clinch but Makunouchi is having none of it.
Makunouchi misses with a looping left.
Makunouchi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Makunouchi.
Makunouchi wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ippo Makunouchi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Makunouchi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Titties.
Titties should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Titties changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Makunouchi tries to avoid it but Titties manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Makunouchi to the ground. Makunouchi escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Titties's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Makunouchi connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Titties scrambles back to his feet.
Makunouchi connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Titties momentarily.
Makunouchi ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Makunouchi scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties slips a jab and a cross from Makunouchi.
Makunouchi digs a good hook to Titties's body.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Makunouchi.
Makunouchi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Makunouchi.
Makunouchi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Titties.
Makunouchi looks to score with a jab to the body but Titties is just out of range.
Titties finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A leg kick checked by Makunouchi.
Makunouchi scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Makunouchi bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Titties's head.
Makunouchi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Makunouchi throws a body punch but Titties moves out of range.
Titties avoids the body shot from Makunouchi.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties misses with a looping right.
A nice leg kick lands there from Titties.
Makunouchi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Makunouchi.
Makunouchi tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Makunouchi swings for the body but Titties moves out of range.
Titties keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Makunouchi connects with a right hand. Titties shakes it off.
Titties looks to land a body kick but Makunouchi moved away.
Makunouchi looks to score with a jab to the body but Titties is just out of range.
Makunouchi circles away from the clinch attempt.
Makunouchi moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties throws a chopping leg kick but Makunouchi manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Makunouchi misses the shot to the body.
Makunouchi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Makunouchi.
Makunouchi avoids the head kick by Titties.
Titties pivots, looking for a leg kick but Makunouchi is out of range and Titties settles back down.
Makunouchi takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
An inside leg kick lands from Titties.
Titties shoots for a takedown but Makunouchi saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Makunouchi changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Makunouchi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Titties.
A shot to the liver by Makunouchi. Beautiful body shot.
Titties looks gassed!
Makunouchi looks to score with a jab to the body but Titties is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Titties throws a push kick but Makunouchi slaps the foot to one side.
A leg kick checked by Makunouchi.
Titties throws a head kick that Makunouchi semi-blocks.
Makunouchi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jab from Makunouchi.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Makunouchi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Makunouchi.
Makunouchi lands a jab.
Makunouchi tests Titties's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Makunouchi cracks Titties with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Makunouchi scores with the left hand. Titties knows he should have avoided that one.
Makunouchi punishes Titties's body with a nice straight punch.
Makunouchi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Makunouchi uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Titties has time to react.
Makunouchi throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Titties on the side of the head.
Makunouchi throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Makunouchi scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Makunouchi is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Makunouchi looks to score with a jab to the body but Titties is just out of range.
Makunouchi works Titties's body with a nice hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Makunouchi. That snapped Titties's head back.
Makunouchi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Makunouchi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Makunouchi.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Makunouchi.
Titties throws a body punch but Makunouchi moves out of range.
Titties shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Makunouchi misses with a body shot.
Makunouchi will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Titties scoring well with a low kick there.
Makunouchi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Titties throws a head kick that misses.
Makunouchi lands with a shot to the body.
Titties throws a head kick that Makunouchi semi-blocks.
Nice body punch from Makunouchi.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Makunouchi ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ippo Makunouchi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Makunouchi lands with a nice body punch.
Makunouchi connects with a body shot that sends Titties's belly button to the back.
Makunouchi scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Makunouchi throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Titties takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Titties shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Makunouchi swings for the body but Titties moves out of range.
Titties needs to keep his hands up - Makunouchi had a free shot at his head there.
A lazy left from Makunouchi finds it's target.
Makunouchi jabs Titties to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Titties connects with an inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A decent looking cross lands there for Makunouchi.
Titties tried to score with a low kick but Makunouchi checks it.
Titties gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A slow jab from Titties misses its intended target.
Makunouchi lands a head shot.
Makunouchi works over Titties's head and body with a nice combination.
Titties has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Makunouchi moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Decent striking displayed by Makunouchi there.
Titties on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Makunouchi scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Titties on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Makunouchi thuds his right hand into Titties's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Titties takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Makunouchi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Titties is trying hard to land a takedown here. Makunouchi sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ippo Makunouchi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Franz Titties.
Titties misses with a head kick.
Makunouchi lands a body shot.
Makunouchi misses the shot to the body.
Makunouchi scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Titties takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Titties.
Franz Titties has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Makunouchi moves into range and connects with a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ippo Makunouchi showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Makunouchi has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight for Ippo Makunouchi!
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Ippo Makunouchi!
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight for Ippo Makunouchi!

Ippo Makunouchi wins by unanimous decision!
A victorious Ippo Makunouchi thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.