PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Big Hurt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crazy Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dog has chosen For U Phoenix Marrizle as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hurt
vs
Dog

175 cm
27
139 lbs
12 - 1 - 0

180 cm
26
149 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

***** Supertouch Clothing *****
ANABOLIC **160**

KINGDOM
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Big Hurt!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Crazy Dog!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Seu Braga and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Dog. Hurt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hurt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dog.
Big Hurt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dog blocks a head kick by Hurt.
Good leg kick by Hurt there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dog thuds his right hand into Hurt's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hurt misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hurt lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hurt throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Hurt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hurt circles away quickly and effectively.
Hurt throws a head kick that misses
and Dog counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dog misses with a few strikes there.
Hurt tries a head kick but it misses.
Dog throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hurt misses with a body kick.
Hurt throws a sloppy head kick and Dog moves out of range easily.
Dog shoots in looking for a takedown but Hurt manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Dog's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog misses with a hook
and Hurt counters with a head kick. That will keep Dog thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Hurt lands a head kick. Dog smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Hurt throws a shot from downtown. Dog moves away and avoids it.
Dog misses with a straight right.
Hurt throws a sloppy head kick and Dog moves out of range easily.
Dog throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hurt makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Dog really felt that one!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dog scores with a jab.
Hurt misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dog blocks a head kick by Hurt.
Hurt tries a head kick but it misses.
Dog scores with a decent looking hook.
Dog throws a poor cross that misses
and Hurt makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hurt throws a nice head kick!
Dog blocks a head kick by Hurt.
Dog fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hurt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dog.
Hurt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hurt throws a sloppy head kick and Dog moves out of range easily.
Hurt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dog.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dog has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Hurt dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Hurt throws a sloppy head kick and Dog moves out of range easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hurt.
Dog swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hurt lunges at Dog with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dog's hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Dog as he connects with a hook.
Hurt misses with a head kick.
Hurt throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dog's head.
Hurt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crazy Dog is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog throws an overhand right that lands on Hurt's shoulder, as Hurt tries to avoid the shot.
Hurt throws a sloppy head kick
and Dog counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dog throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hurt counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Hurt walks into a stiff left hand from Dog.
Dog throws a combination that misses
and Hurt counters with a nice uppercut.
Dog fails with a takedown attempt.
Dog throws an overhand right that lands on Hurt's shoulder, as Hurt tries to avoid the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog misses with a combination
and Hurt makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dog closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hurt circles away.
Dog swings widly with a right hand
and Hurt counters with a good low kick that Dog was not able to check.
Dog blocks a head kick by Hurt.
Hurt throws a head kick that misses
enabling Dog to counter with a crisp jab.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Dog avoids the head kick by Hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dog.
Big Hurt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Crazy Dog.
Hurt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hurt looks to land a left hand but Dog moved out of range nicely.
Hurt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hurt tries a head kick but it misses.
Hurt slips a jab and a cross from Dog.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dog misses with a leg kick.
Big Hurt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dog blocks a head kick by Hurt.
Dog misses with a hook. Hurt ducked under it nicely.
Dog might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Dog loads up on a big right hand but Hurt slips the punch.
Nice cross by Dog.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dog walks into a left hand.
Hurt throws a head kick that misses
and Dog counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hurt thinking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Crazy Dog will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dog takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dog is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hurt.
Hurt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Dog looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Dog looking to pass the guard.
Dog trying to control but Hurt is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dog postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Hurt is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Dog, into his guard.
Dog is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hurt tries to stand but Dog is controlling from the bottom.
Dog is pulling down on Hurt's head to control his posture.
Hurt has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Hurt stands up from Dog's guard - Hurt perhaps looking for a knockout.
Dog misses with a straight left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dog jabs at Hurt's body.
Dog moves out of range of the body kick from Hurt.
Dog blocks a head kick by Hurt.
Hurt tries to bum rush Dog with a series of wild strikes but Dog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hurt looks to land a combination but Dog avoids it well.
Hurt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dog.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hurt misses with a hook.
Hurt displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Dog.
Dog fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hurt on the side of the head.
Hurt throws a right and a left that Dog avoids nicely.
Dog missing with a left hand there. Hurt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hurt throws the left hand but Dog avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crazy Dog really dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Dog misses with a jab to the body
and Hurt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Dog fails with the takedown.
Dog clobbers Hurt with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dog scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dog shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hurt counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Hurt pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog looks to throw the jab but Hurt is out of range.
Dog shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Big Hurt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Crazy Dog.
Dog throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Big Hurt is winning the standup battle so far.

Dog feints and as Hurt raises his hands in defense, Dog changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Dog not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Dog trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Hurt misses with a head kick.
Dog blocks a head kick by Hurt.
Hurt throws a sloppy head kick and Dog moves out of range easily.
Dog lands with an overhand left.
Dog avoids the head kick by Hurt.
Dog checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hurt throws a head kick but Dog moves out of range.
A cross from Hurt lands.
Dog scores with a nice strike.
Hurt throws a sloppy head kick and Dog moves out of range easily.
Dog closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hurt circles away.
Dog darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Hurt throws a sloppy head kick and Dog moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dog bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dog misses with a takedown attempt - Hurt sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dog takes one to the chin there.
Dog misses with an uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dog misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crazy Dog dominated that fourth round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Hurt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dog bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hurt's head backwards.
Dog misses with a lunging right hand
and Hurt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dog takes a swing at Hurt's ribcage but misses.
Hurt throws a head kick that misses.
Dog connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hurt tries to land a leg kick but Dog saw it coming and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick by Hurt misses
letting Dog counter with a right hand.

Hurt is rocked!
Dog throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hurt counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dog's knee momentarily.
Hurt moves away from the strike by Dog.
Hurt throws a big shot that misses.
Dog looks to land a right hand but Hurt moved out of range.
Dog throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Hurt counter with a right hand.
Hurt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Hurt misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog misses with a wild body shot.
Hurt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dog slips a jab from Hurt.
Nice uppercut lands for Dog. That snapped Hurt's head back.
A head kick misses from Hurt.
Hurt throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dog throws a shot to the body.
Dog will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dog misses with a left hand
and Hurt counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dog's knee momentarily.
Hurt lands a leg kick that knocks Dog off balance momentarily.
Hurt ducks right into an uppercut from Dog.
Hurt looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Dog throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hurt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Big Hurt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dog avoids a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dog swinging wildly here.
Dog swings for the body but Hurt moves out of range.
Hurt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dog looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Crazy Dog is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dog misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hurt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Crazy Dog comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dog has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 46:49
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 47:49
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crazy Dog!
Crazy Dog is the new bantamweight champion!
A very excited looking Crazy Dog made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.