PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mike The Meth Addict (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kosti Johannes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Meth Addict comes to the cage accompanied by Lava Lava by Boys Noize. Johannes is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Raised Fist - Killing It. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Kosti Johannes was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

The Meth Addict
vs
Johannes

196 cm
27
194 lbs
19 - 12 - 0

181 cm
29
198 lbs
27 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike The Meth Addict!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kosti Johannes!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good standup being displayed there by Johannes as he connects with a hook.
The Meth Addict connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Johannes throws a shot to the body.
Johannes ducks right into an uppercut from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict moves forwards but Johannes connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Johannes is looking to land body kicks.
The Meth Addict throws a right hand that Johannes ducks under and follows up with a left that Johannes also avoids with ease.
The Meth Addict has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Johannes finds it's way round the side to connect with The Meth Addict's head.
Johannes misses with a low kick.
The Meth Addict misses with a body shot.
The Meth Addict misses with a shot to the body
and Johannes counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Meth Addict lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Johannes circles away quickly and effectively.
Johannes defending well as The Meth Addict loads up on a big left hand.
The Meth Addict fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from The Meth Addict misses the target.
The Meth Addict scores with a hook to the body. Johannes takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A cross from Johannes lands.
Johannes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Meth Addict.
Johannes slips under a jab.
Johannes takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Johannes lands a body shot.
The Meth Addict misses the shot to the body.
The Meth Addict misses with a hook. Johannes ducked under it nicely.
The fighters circling - The Meth Addict throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The Meth Addict throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Johannes lands with an uppercut that bounces The Meth Addict off the cage and back into range.

It looks like Mike The Meth Addict has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Meth Addict misses the shot to the body.
The Meth Addict ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Johannes moves away.
Johannes looks to land a left hand but The Meth Addict moved out of range nicely.
The Meth Addict takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The Meth Addict pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Johannes back to the cage. The Meth Addict follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
No joy there for The Meth Addict, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Johannes fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but The Meth Addict avoids it really well and circles away.
The Meth Addict connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The Meth Addict tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Johannes fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Meth Addict manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Meth Addict slips under a jab.
Mike The Meth Addict is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Johannes throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Meth Addict counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Johannes throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Meth Addict sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Meth Addict misses with a left hand
and Johannes cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Johannes misses with an attempted mid kick.
The Meth Addict throws a jab but it's blocked by Johannes.
The Meth Addict gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Johannes tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Meth Addict was well out of range. Poor timing from Johannes.
Johannes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Meth Addict.
Johannes will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Johannes tried to score with a low kick but The Meth Addict checks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict lands a jab-cross combination.

It looks like Kosti Johannes has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Johannes wants to land a leg kick but The Meth Addict is out of range.
The Meth Addict throws a sloppy body shot
and The Meth Addict takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A slow jab from Johannes misses its intended target.
The Meth Addict with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Johannes to score with a decent uppercut.
The Meth Addict throws a nice looking combination but Johannes bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The Meth Addict misses with a hook.
The Meth Addict throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Meth Addict uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Johannes.
A slow jab from Johannes misses its intended target.
Johannes misses with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kosti Johannes dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Johannes getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The Meth Addict stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Johannes.
The Meth Addict misses with a looping left.
Johannes wants to land a leg kick but The Meth Addict is out of range.
Johannes delivers a nice body kick.
The Meth Addict missing with a left hand there. Johannes was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Meth Addict misses with a body shot.
The Meth Addict lands a body shot.
Kosti Johannes seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Johannes scores with a nice right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Johannes slips under a jab from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kosti Johannes!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Kosti Johannes made sure he mentioned Undead clothing. All items 10$, along with how happy he was to win his fight.