PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Guaranteed Win (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jobber is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Fat Jobber is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Jobber
vs
Win

225 cm
25
329 lbs
0 - 14 - 0

225 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

TITAN
TITAN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Guaranteed Win !
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Atkins and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Win tries a head kick but it misses.
Jobber is breathing heavily.
Win fails to land with a series of punches.

Win has Jobber up against the cage in a clinch.
Win has had enough of the clinch but Jobber keeps him there for the moment.

Win manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Win wants to get back to his feet but Jobber is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Win pulls Jobber in close to prevent any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Guaranteed Win hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Win connects with an inside leg kick.

Jobber tries to sprawl but Win drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Win controlling the pace.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Win throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Win has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Win controlling his opponent.
Win misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Win throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.

Win looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.

Win has hold of Jobber's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Jobber manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Win takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Win throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.

Win is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Jobber to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Jobber shrugs it off.
Win pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Win controlling from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Guaranteed Win dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Win throws a nice looking combination but Jobber bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Win closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Win tries to pass the half guard into mount. Jobber knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Win slows the pace down in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Guaranteed Win wasn't active enough on the ground.

Win closes the distance and pushes Jobber back into the cage.
A short right from Win .

Win decides to pull guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Win looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jobber is one step ahead there.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Win has his foot on Jobber's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jobber works his way back into a safe position though.

Win throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Win controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Fat Jobber just wasn't active enough.

Win moves into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Win is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Jobber can't fight it off and eventually Win manages to take the fight to the floor. Jobber looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Win content to stall in guard here.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

Win gets to his feet. Jobber looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Guaranteed Win showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Win drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Win trying to control the action but Jobber is working from the bottom.
Win works to advance to full mount. Jobber defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Win putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

Jobber is rocked!
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Win ! Jobber is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Guaranteed Win !