PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thomas Pynchon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Utter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Utter has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Thomas Pynchon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Pynchon
vs
Utter

177 cm
26
270 lbs
20 - 10 - 0

175 cm
26
177 lbs
16 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
KO power

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thomas Pynchon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charlie Utter!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Utter gets caught flat footed, as Pynchon shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Pynchon missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Utter looks gassed!
Pynchon sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Utter's guard.
Pynchon missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Pynchon working Utter over with strikes.
Utter avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Pynchon.
Pynchon landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Utter is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pynchon scores with a couple of nice shots.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Utter wants to sweep but Pynchon has passed to side control!
Pynchon tries to move into full mount but can't pass Utter's legs.
Pynchon scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Utter is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Pynchon can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thomas Pynchon!
A very excited looking Thomas Pynchon made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.