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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kim Kardashian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doug Harden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kardashian's entrance music is Cold As Ice - MOP. A fine choice. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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186 lbs
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172 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Doug Harden!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Dean Styles and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kardashian staying out of range there.
Harden scores with a hook to the body. Kardashian takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kardashian throws a shot to the body.
Kardashian misses with a head kick.
Harden misses with a straight right.
Kardashian fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Harden manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheers as Harden lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kardashian doesn't seem phased though.
Kardashian uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Harden.
No joy there for Kardashian, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A jab from Harden misses.
Harden on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Harden swinging wildly here.
Harden keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Harden misses with a hook.
Harden walks forward, straight into a front kick from Kardashian.
Kardashian tests Harden's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kardashian uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Harden.
Kardashian connects with a right hand. Harden shakes it off.
Harden takes one to the side of the head.
Kardashian cracks the inside of Harden's front leg.
Kardashian avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice body punch from Kardashian.
Harden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kardashian pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kardashian gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Harden.
Harden takes a swing at Kardashian's ribcage but misses.
Kardashian works Harden's body with a nice hook.
Kardashian bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Harden's head.
Kardashian throws a head kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Harden misses with the combination.
Kardashian lands a slapping body shot.
Kardashian takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Harden thows a body shot but no joy.
Kardashian connects with a nice looking jab.
It looks like Doug Harden has been cut.
A telegraphed right hand from Harden misses the target.
Harden steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kardashian.
Harden scores with a jab to the body.
Kardashian works Harden's body with a nice hook.
Kardashian avoids the body shot from Harden.
Harden misses with a body shot
and Kardashian counters with a low kick, right behind Harden 's knee.
Harden throws a hook to the side of Kardashian's head but Kardashian sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Harden takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kardashian misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian lands a nice looking body kick.
Kardashian misses with a straight right.
Jab from Kardashian.
Doug Harden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kardashian throws a sloppy body shot
and Harden counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Harden fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kardashian looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice uppercut lands for Harden. That snapped Kardashian's head back.
Harden throws a shot from downtown. Kardashian moves away and avoids it.
Harden checks a leg kick.
A jab lands there for Kardashian.
Sloppy strikes from Kardashian. Those never looked like landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harden. Kardashian does a little dance to reset his feet.
Harden throws a looping overhand right but Kardashian ducks down to avoid it.
Harden displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kardashian throws out the jab.
Harden takes a shot to the body in his stride.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Harden doesn't seem bothered though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Harden looks to score with a jab to the body but Kardashian is just out of range.
Harden misses with a hook to the body
and Kardashian makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Harden swings for the body but Kardashian moves out of range.
Harden scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Harden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kardashian.
Harden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Harden misses with a body shot.
Kardashian throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Harden.
Harden throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kardashian counters with an outside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kardashian throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Harden.
Kardashian moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kardashian fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Decent striking displayed by Harden there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kim Kardashian dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Doug Harden's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Harden misses with a body shot.
Kardashian connects with a good right hand that stumbles Harden. Harden circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Harden throws a series of punches but Kardashian avoids them all with ease.
Harden defending well as Kardashian loads up on a big left hand.
Kardashian jabs Harden right on the nose. Harden blinks but takes it well.
Harden moves out of range of the leg kick from Kardashian.
A jab from Harden finds it's way through Kardashian's defenses.
Kardashian blocks a jab.
Kardashian misses with a two punch combination.
Kardashian ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Harden moves away.
Kardashian throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kardashian clinches up with Harden and pushes him back against the cage.
Kardashian tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Harden can't break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kardashian has Harden pressed against the cage.
Kardashian goes for a takedown in the clinch but Harden prevents it.
Kardashian misses with a hook to the ribs.
Harden wants to break the clinch but can't.
Harden tries to break the clinch but Kardashian is controlling the position.
Kardashian tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Harden takes a shot to the head.
Kardashian blocks an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Kardashian on the inside.
Kardashian is trying to pull guard but Harden has him pressed against the cage.
Harden breaks the clinch.
Kardashian fails to land with a series of punches.
No joy there for Kardashian, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Harden connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kardashian keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Harden.
Harden lands a head shot.
Kardashian pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kardashian moves out of range of the strikes.
Kardashian keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Kardashian misses the target.
Kardashian fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Harden has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harden takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kardashian scores with a nice strike.
Kardashian moves into the clinch.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian misses with the head strike.
Kardashian misses with a knee strike.
Harden is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Harden effectively controlling the action here.
Harden looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kardashian is trying to drag Harden to the mat but Harden just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kim Kardashian. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kardashian lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kardashian looking for a takedown.
Kardashian swings wildly with an uppercut but Harden uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Kardashian fails to land.
Harden blocks an uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kardashian with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kardashian misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Harden.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kim Kardashian dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Doug Harden's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Kardashian throws a lazy right hand but Harden sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Harden fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harden. Kardashian does a little dance to reset his feet.
Harden scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kardashian scores with a nice body kick.
Harden misses with a right hand
and Kardashian counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice jab there from Harden.
Harden walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A jab from Harden misses.
Kardashian misses with a body shot.
Kim Kardashian is winning the standup battle so far.
Kardashian takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Harden lands a slapping body shot.
Harden throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Harden just misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Harden moves out of range of the body kick from Kardashian.
A lazy left from Kardashian finds it's target.
Harden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kardashian manages to avoid it.
Harden misses with a jab, cross combination.
Harden misses with an uppercut.
Harden avoids the body shot from Kardashian.
Harden keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kardashian.
Harden blocks a jab.
Kardashian rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Harden moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kardashian throws a leg kick but Harden sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kardashian takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Good standup being displayed there by Kardashian as he connects with a hook.
Harden sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Kardashian tries to close the distance and clinch but Harden swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Kardashian.
Harden throws a big shot that misses.
Doug Harden has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kardashian throws a body punch but Harden moves out of range.
Harden throws a hook but Kardashian blocks it.
Kardashian looks to land a combination but Harden avoids it well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Harden scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harden. Kardashian does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kardashian closes the distance and clinches.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Harden's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kardashian can't get the takedown.
Kardashian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kim Kardashian is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian scores a nice knee to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Kardashian fails to land.
Kardashian trying to land knees to the body.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kardashian with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Harden blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Harden tries to circle away but Kardashian has him pinned against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kardashian lands a right hand.
Kardashian working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kardashian tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Harden's elbow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kardashian keeps control of Harden as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kardashian is trying to maintain a safe position but Harden gets an underhook and turns Kardashian into the cage.
Kardashian tries a body shot but Harden blocks it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kim Kardashian showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kardashian has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kim Kardashian!
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energy
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RATING
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