PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stann Stone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stone has chosen BLUNT- as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Fuck Tito
vs
Stone

190 cm
30
221 lbs
16 - 6 - 1

190 cm
26
222 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Stann Stone!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Winston Howard and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito looks to land a combination but Stone avoids it well.
Stone shoots in but no luck this time.
Stone wants to slow Fuck Tito down by chopping away at his legs.
Stone fails with an attempt to clinch.
Stone lands with an overhand left.

It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Stone moves out of range of the body kick from Fuck Tito.
A head kick from Stone lands but Fuck Tito takes it in his stride.
Fuck Tito thumps Stone with a low kick.
Fuck Tito throws a push kick but Stone slaps the foot to one side.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick that misses.
Fuck Tito fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Stone has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Stone tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Fuck Tito manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fuck Tito takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Fuck Tito lands a nice shot to the body.
Stone lands a leg kick that knocks Fuck Tito off balance momentarily.
Stone fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fuck Tito is out of range.
Fuck Tito is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fuck Tito misses with the combination.
Stone throws out a loose jab but Fuck Tito uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stone keeps Fuck Tito at a distance using the push kick.
Fuck Tito jabs at Stone's body.
Stone takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A head kick misses from Stone.
Fuck Tito works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fuck Tito avoids the head kick by Stone.

Stone clinches with his opponent.
Stone looking to slow down the pace here.
Stone looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Fuck Tito blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fuck Tito working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Stone's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Stone putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fuck Tito in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stone using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Fuck Tito has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fuck Tito lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stone blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Stone misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fuck Tito.
Stone crunches a lovely knee into Fuck Tito's ribcage.
Stone misses with a knee strike.
Fuck Tito on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Stone throws an elbow but misses.
Fuck Tito avoids the elbow strike from Stone, against the cage.
Fuck Tito misses with an elbow over the top.
Stone with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Fuck Tito lands an elbow that stopped Stone in his tracks for a moment.
Stone looking to throw knees to the head but Fuck Tito is blocking nicely.
Fuck Tito has a couple of punches blocked by Stone.
Stone blocks an elbow strike from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Stone's elbow.
Fuck Tito is working Stone over against the cage.
Stone throws an elbow that misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Stone obliges.
Fuck Tito misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito tries to throw a body punch but Stone avoids it by throwing Fuck Tito back against the cage.
Stone pushes off an throws an elbow but Fuck Tito leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Fuck Tito lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fuck Tito lands a nice uppercut.
Stone working Fuck Tito over with knees to the body.
Fuck Tito can't get the takedown.
Fuck Tito scores with a shot to the side of Stone's head.
Stone pushes off an throws an elbow but Fuck Tito leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Fuck Tito lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fuck Tito dodges an elbow strike from Stone.
Fuck Tito takes an elbow to the forehead.
Fuck Tito avoiding damage as Stone throws knees to the body.
Fuck Tito avoids the elbow strike from Stone, against the cage.
Fuck Tito misses with an elbow strike.
Fuck Tito tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stone throws an elbow but it misses.
Stone tries to throw a body punch but Fuck Tito avoids it by throwing Stone back against the cage.
Stone stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stone lands a nice elbow.
Stone lands an elbow inside that Fuck Tito shrugs off.
Fuck Tito being controlled against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stone lands an elbow inside.

Chuck Fuck Tito's cut is getting worse.
Nice elbow from Stone.
A short right from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stone avoids a wild elbow strike from Fuck Tito.
Stone with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Stone creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fuck Tito lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuck Tito can't find room to land a body shot as Stone controls the action.
Stone throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fuck Tito tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stone gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Chuck Fuck Tito's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Fuck Tito trying to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stann Stone dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Stone shoots in looking for a takedown but Fuck Tito manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Stone's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Fuck Tito avoids the head kick by Stone.
Stone throws a leg kick which misses Fuck Tito's front leg but catches the back leg as Fuck Tito tries to avoid it.
Fuck Tito throws a quick inside leg kick.
Stone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Stone tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Fuck Tito manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nice uppercut there from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito connects with a single shot there.
A head kick misses from Stone.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Fuck Tito. Stone shrugs it off though.
Stone will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fuck Tito feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Stone's calf.
Stone on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stone takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A clash of legs there as Stone blocks the low kick.
Fuck Tito comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Stone is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stone wants to clinch.
Nice jab there from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito moves away from the strike by Stone.
Stone throws a head kick but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Stone ducks right into an uppercut from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Stone throws a wild body kick that Fuck Tito sees coming a mile off.
Fuck Tito sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Fuck Tito throws out a loose jab but Stone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuck Tito will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fuck Tito sizes up Stone with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Stone misses with a body kick.
Chuck Fuck Tito is winning the standup battle so far.
Stone throws a leg kick that is checked
and Fuck Tito counters with a straight right hand.
Stone throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fuck Tito.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito scores with a nice head shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fuck Tito, right into the meat.
Stone takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Stone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fuck Tito throws a head kick that misses.
Stone throws the left hand but Fuck Tito avoids the punch easily.
Stone avoids the head kick by Fuck Tito.
Stone doesn't manage to clinch there - Fuck Tito circles away.
Stone throws a push kick but Fuck Tito slaps the foot to one side.
A head kick by Stone misses
and Fuck Tito counters with a stiff right hand.
Fuck Tito uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Stone.
Fuck Tito throws a low kick, looking for Stone's leg but Stone calmly moves out of range.
Fuck Tito scoring well with a low kick there.
Fuck Tito's corner calls for a 1-2. Fuck Tito obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fuck Tito steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stone.
Chuck Fuck Tito is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stone is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Stone keeps Fuck Tito at a distance using the push kick.
Stone lets loose with a powerful body kick. Fuck Tito will feel that in the morning.
Stone moves out of range of the body kick.
Stone fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Stone feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Fuck Titos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Fuck Tito feints and then cracks Stone's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Stone down.
Stone throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fuck Tito cracks Stone with a good jab.
Stone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stone takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Stone misses with a low kick.
Stone has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuck Tito.
Stone walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A shot to the liver by Fuck Tito. Beautiful body shot.
Fuck Tito throws out a powerful jab.
Stone throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito scores with a nice right hand.
Stone looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fuck Tito misses with a low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Stone.
Fuck Tito circles away from the clinch attempt.
A swing and a miss from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a one two combo.
Good leg kick by Stone there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fuck Tito, right into the meat.
Stone's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Stone throws a push kick but Fuck Tito slaps the foot to one side.
Fuck Tito connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Stone lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fuck Tito blocks a jab.
Stone shoots in for a takedown but Fuck Tito shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Stone tries to clinch but Fuck Tito is having none of it.
Fuck Tito lands a nice shot that snaps Stone's head back.
Stone doesn't manage to clinch there - Fuck Tito circles away.
Stone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fuck Tito darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fuck Tito throws out a powerful jab.
Fuck Tito lands a nice looking body shot.
Fuck Tito connects with a leg kick. Stone looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fuck Tito moves out of range as Stone strikes.
Stone takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Stone pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fuck Tito is out of range and Stone settles back down.
Stone misses with a leg kick
and Fuck Tito counters with a stiff right hand.
Stann Stone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fuck Tito.
Stone fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fuck Tito has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stone dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fuck Tito. That did some damage!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fuck Tito, right into the meat.
Fuck Tito lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fuck Tito looks to score with a jab to the body but Stone is just out of range.
Stone jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fuck Tito, right into the meat.
Stone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fuck Tito checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Stone on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fuck Tito fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Stone checks it well.
Stone tries a head kick but it misses.
Fuck Tito swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuck Tito fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Stone has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Stone misses with an attempted mid kick.
Stone misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito keeps Stone at a distance using the push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuck Tito throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stone stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fuck Tito with a hook.
Nice shot lands for Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stone.
Stone tries to clinch up but Fuck Tito circles away and keeps his distance.
Fuck Tito lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fuck Tito connects with an inside leg kick.
Stone throws a push kick but Fuck Tito slaps the foot to one side.
Fuck Tito jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Stone misses with a low kick as Fuck Tito jumps back.
Stone takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fuck Tito moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stone is looking to slow Fuck Tito down with leg kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Stone on the side of the head.
Stone takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fuck Tito tries to land a leg kick but Stone saw it coming and moves away.
Fuck Tito throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A low kick from Stone misses
and Fuck Tito counters with a leg kick.
Fuck Tito fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stone manages to avoid it.
Fuck Tito scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Stone pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fuck Tito throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fuck Tito connects with a solid leg kick.
Fuck Tito takes a swing at Stone's ribcage but misses.
Stone is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fuck Tito does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Stone shoots in but Fuck Tito avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Chuck Fuck Tito has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Stann Stone.
Stone throws a body kick the misses
and Fuck Tito counters with a nice uppercut.
Stone blocks a low kick nicely.
Fuck Tito lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Some bone on bone action there as Fuck Tito checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Fuck Tito throws a good cross that connects.
Fuck Tito thuds his right hand into Stone's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fuck Tito pivots, looking for a leg kick but Stone is out of range and Fuck Tito settles back down.
Stone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Stone tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Fuck Tito manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fuck Tito, right into the meat.
Fuck Tito throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Good leg kick by Fuck Tito there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Stone lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Fuck Tito showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Fuck Tito has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 29:28
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 29:28
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck Fuck Tito!
Chuck Fuck Tito very nearly forgot to thank Hell's Balls Recovery (160) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.