PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between John Gacy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dinsdale Pirhana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Gacy
vs
Pirhana

180 cm
19
160 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

190 cm
24
165 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Resistance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John Gacy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dinsdale Pirhana!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Viktor Lagutenko and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Gacy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gacy swinging wildly here.
Pirhana is looking to land body kicks.
Pirhana displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gacy throws out the jab.
Gacy misses with an uppercut.
Pirhana scores with a nice head shot.
Pirhana throws a series of strikes that have Gacy backpedaling.
Gacy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pirhana counters with a nice low kick that buckles Gacy's knee momentarily.
Pirhana throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pirhana tries a head kick but it misses.
A clash of legs there as Pirhana blocks the low kick.
Pirhana fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Gacy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Pirhana cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pirhana lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Pirhana ducks under a wild hook from Gacy.
Gacy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pirhana swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Pirhana drives through and clinches with Gacy against the cage.
Pirhana lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pirhana scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Pirhana scores with a hook to the body.
Pirhana scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pirhana lands a body punch.
A right hook to the body lands for Pirhana.
Pirhana lands with a left to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Pirhana.
A nice left hand lands by Pirhana.

Gacy is rocked!
Pirhana creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Gacy's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Gacy drops to his knees and Pirhana pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dinsdale Pirhana!
After the big win, Dinsdale Pirhana made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Resistance and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.